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Know that it is trying. Tries to be funny, tries to be Deep Blue Sea (1999) but it jumps the shark pretty close to immediately.

You got your wild AI dogs horror B-movie that takes a budget in your lap. Grace Caroline Currey has nice legs. Not in this, but Shazam. Suppose she's kinda pretty too. Dogs scaling a cell phone tower! Youtube influencers in peril and dying! Betrayal! Dogs in the water overboard like hungry sharks. Girl's boyfriend has rabies, which is fine. He's a douch. Biting the crotch area of a man! Haven't watched Shazam.

And it fails like a professional. Some of you might need to look away. It's a gem.

Tough to watch. Torturous film about a man trapped in a car. But what if the man was a thief? And he's stealing from the car? What if he needs just enough cash to get his van repaired? What if the car was a trap set up by a mentally deteriorating Anthony Hopkins? His wife died. He has prostate cancer and is a sociopathic madman.

This could be better. With unapologetic bitterness.

Insane Prostate Cancer Man has money and is going to punish the poor thief who needs to pick up his child at school. It's another Saw movie. Saw in a car! Although, should be called Old Man Evil Car. No. Evil Car Old Man. No commas.

And not watch it with you! This is an awful film. Are kids supposed to like this? Are they supposed to relate to this? Do their parents get anything from this? This nonsensical superhero Christmas mess.

Bland. Everything looks like a holiday infused paycheck for the 3 actors. It's a bad movie. You're better off leaving your children at the pond so they can learn how to swim. No Lifeguards. Drive away. Your children will drown. Or become forest people. They are alright now.

Your children are in Heaven now. Or are they not? So many questions. So many factors. Children like crap movies.

CGI Superhero Christmas mess.