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Okay, I won?t lie and pretend I didn?t enjoy the film, but I want to know why Hollywood always insists on wreaking things with unnecessary changes whenever they make superhero movies. Bat-Man?s parents being killed by the joker, Rogue being a teenager, Super-Man having ?Rebuilding The Great Wall of China vision? in ?Superman 4: The Quest for Peace?. Here in Spider-Man the major problems for me were having Spider-man grow spinnerets in his wrists instead of inventing web shooters, having him stick to the walls with tiny cilia on his hands instead of molecular bonding and having him bit by a genetically engineered spider not one that was bombarded with radiation. Don?t they know the song ?Is he strong? Listen Bud, he?s got radioactive blood!? There are a few other things I take issue with but all in all I thought it captured most of the experience nicely. I was worried that Spidey and the Goblin would not display any real signs of super strength like on every cartoon version of Spider-Man ever made where he seems to be significantly weaker than he is in the comics. Instead their battles were some of the best super human fights since ?Superman 2?. Anyway here?s my prediction for Spider-Man 2 or 3? Believing audiences won?t want to see the Green Goblin twice they are going to make Harry become Hobgoblin which would be stupid. Hopefully they won?t do this but instead they will do a mystery in which the audience thinks Harry is the Hobgoblin and then it turns out he isn?t and Hobgoblin is really Ned Leeds, or Jason Macandale or that other guy that he ended up being? that?s what they should do but they won?t? Harry will be Hobgoblin? you read it here first. Anyway despite my irrelevant predictions and stupid complaints it was still the greatest Marvel movie every made unless you count Eddie Murphy?s ?Coming to America? which was clearly the story of the Black Panther. I also like the subtle references to Robot-Master and Johnny Quest. I think I also saw Stan Lee in a crowd scene though I?m not sure? I think this calls for a second viewing.

Derek Zoolander (Stiller) is the worlds top male model and dumber than a half empty jar of baby-food. In fact Derek may be both the stupidest and best looking man on the planet if not for his only rival: extreme-dude/Hippie-Male Model, Hansel (Owen Wilson). The two pretty-boys must put aside their bitter rivalry and team up with sexy girl reporter Matilda Jeffries (Chritine Taylor… that's the girl who played Marsha in the Brady Bunch movies) to foil an assassination conspiracy headed up by the international fashion industry and their deadliest operative the evil designer Jacobim Mugatu (Pronounced Jacobeem Moogatoo) played by the funniest being to exist in this universe or any other, SNL's own bellowing, infinite wellspring of hilarity Will Ferrell (Pronounced exactly how it sounds.)

Zoolander has the same kind of highly visual, campy feel of Austin Powers. Where as Powers zinged 60's style Zoolander mocks contemporary fashion culture. The getups in Zoolander make the costumes from Bat-Man and Robin look like the wardrobe of somebody's conservative 1950's Dad. In a day in age where Hollyrock (sorry I mean Hollywood… I forgot I'm not a Flintstone) gives us one lame rip off after another Zoolander proves refreshingly original. Case in point, how many films are bold enough to have a group of male models accidentally blow themselves up while having a semi-homo-erotic gasoline fight at a service station to the hit 1980's Wham song `Wake Me Up For You Go Go?' That might have sounded confusing but trust me it's pretty inexplicable when you see it in the movie too. But it's weird stuff like that that makes Zoolander a laugh per nanosecond. And here's fair warning when the Hypnosis scene starts put down your refreshing coca-cola (or is it Pepsi that owns my soul?) because you'll laugh so hard that your generic soft drink won't just shoot out of your nostrils but every single orifice in your body! Of course the same warning could apply to Male Model `Walk off' duel, Derek's romp through the coal mines and basically every time Stiller, Ferrell or Wilson are on screen. I couldn't endorse this movie anymore without having to get a full body tattoo of the films entire story board.. but (to quote Levar Burton's famous `Reading Rainbow' line) … `don't take my word for it'… hear what people sort of just like you had to say…

- `The Best Original comedy in years.'

• `I'm like totally going to buy the sound track.' (She was right the track rocks.)

Derek Zoolander (Stiller) is the worlds top male model and dumber than a half empty jar of baby-food. In fact Derek may be both the stupidest and best looking man on the planet if not for his only rival: extreme-dude/Hippie-Male Model, Hansel (Owen Wilson). The two pretty-boys must put aside their bitter rivalry and team up with sexy girl reporter Matilda Jeffries (Chritine Taylor… that's the girl who played Marsha in the Brady Bunch movies) to foil an assassination conspiracy headed up by the international fashion industry and their deadliest operative the evil designer Jacobim Mugatu (Pronounced Jacobeem Moogatoo) played by the funniest being to exist in this universe or any other, SNL's own bellowing, infinite wellspring of hilarity Will Ferrell (Pronounced exactly how it sounds.)

Zoolander has the same kind of highly visual, campy feel of Austin Powers. Where as Powers zinged 60's style Zoolander mocks contemporary fashion culture. The getups in Zoolander make the costumes from Bat-Man and Robin look like the wardrobe of somebody's conservative 1950's Dad. In a day in age where Hollyrock (sorry I mean Hollywood… I forgot I'm not a Flintstone) gives us one lame rip off after another Zoolander proves refreshingly original. Case in point, how many films are bold enough to have a group of male models accidentally blow themselves up while having a semi-homo-erotic gasoline fight at a service station to the hit 1980's Wham song `Wake Me Up For You Go Go?' That might have sounded confusing but trust me it's pretty inexplicable when you see it in the movie too. But it's weird stuff like that that makes Zoolander a laugh per nanosecond. And here's fair warning when the Hypnosis scene starts put down your refreshing coca-cola (or is it Pepsi that owns our school?) because you'll laugh so hard that your generic soft drink won't just shoot out of your nostrils but every single orifice in your body! Of course the same warning could apply to Male Model `Walk off' duel, Derek's romp through the coal mines and basically every time Stiller, Ferrell or Wilson are on screen. I couldn't endorse this movie anymore without having to get a full body tattoo of the films entire story board.. but (to quote Levar Burton's famous `Reading Rainbow' line) … `don't take my word for it'… hear what people sort of just like you had to say…

- `The Best Original comedy in years.'

• `I'm like totally going to buy the sound track.' (She was right the track rocks.)