Geeseherder
Aug. 1999 ist beigetreten
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I took one for the team. Save your money.
An incomprehensible, directionless, boring, inane, worthless endeavor.
The cinematography is so bad, you could close your eyes and get a better visual impact. Plus it would be brighter than what's on the screen.
To say the writing was bad would imply that there was a script, which clearly there was not.
TL;DR - Steaming pile of merde.
An incomprehensible, directionless, boring, inane, worthless endeavor.
The cinematography is so bad, you could close your eyes and get a better visual impact. Plus it would be brighter than what's on the screen.
To say the writing was bad would imply that there was a script, which clearly there was not.
TL;DR - Steaming pile of merde.
Mediocre acting, except for Tim Curry, who is just pathetically hammy. Stupid quotes with every side of dialogue, that just make you want to stick daggers in your ears.
Tired directing, 360, 720, 1080, and more Steadicam tortures. Subtle it is not at any point. Every turn is telegraphed a mile ahead.
Cheesy writing. No, just crappy writing.
You wouldn't have a hard time finding a better movie than this. Just click on any other movie and you'll do better.
Tired directing, 360, 720, 1080, and more Steadicam tortures. Subtle it is not at any point. Every turn is telegraphed a mile ahead.
Cheesy writing. No, just crappy writing.
You wouldn't have a hard time finding a better movie than this. Just click on any other movie and you'll do better.
...but that's where it ends. This is The Emperor's New Clothes of bad films.
Nothing happens except sh***ing, snotting, and beating. It's a stupid waste of time and money, and stupid to try and present it as some kind of groundbreaking work of brilliance. Don't waste your time.
Nothing happens except sh***ing, snotting, and beating. It's a stupid waste of time and money, and stupid to try and present it as some kind of groundbreaking work of brilliance. Don't waste your time.