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Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

Claudia Shepard: [while shooting sharks] So what do you do for hobbies? What do you like to read?
Billy: [also shooting sharks] Sci-fi!

Fin Shepard: Come, come on! Give me a gun! I can help!
Lead Agent Vodel: Only the Secret Service can have a gun this close to the President.
Fin Shepard: [shows his Medal of Freedom] What? This doesn't buy me any trust?
Lead Agent Vodel: Mr. Shepard, this is literally one of the most secure areas on the face of the earth.
[opens the door and the shark eats him]

Lucas Stevens: One of my computer-modeled scenarios was a large low-pressure cell with multiple sharknadoes. If enough of them merge, the whole storm will start to rotate.
Nova Clarke: Merging sharknadoes?
Lucas Stevens: Sharkicane.
General Gottleib: Can there be such a thing?
Lucas Stevens: I could be wrong. Bio meteorology is not really an exact science yet.

Claudia Sheperd: Have you ever met someone who survived a sharknado?
Chad: No, but my boy survived an alligator apocalypse. How 'bout that? Alligator.
Claudia Sheperd: Oh, my God.
Jess: He's kinda cute.

May Wexler: Careful. Slow down. You got a little one in there.
April Shepard: I've done this many times before. Heh.
May Wexler: Oh, well. You had two hands then.
April Shepard: Really? Are you gonna go there?
May Wexler: I'm just saying it's okay to ask for a little help. Besides, your husband should be here. And where is he? Oh, he's probably getting eaten by another shark.

Nova Clarke: I have some connections over at the N.W.S. What we've done, what we do, what we can do, it's polarizing. You know, we're still getting craps bombs into the tornado, but the collateral damage that the tornadoes made themselves was worse than anything the bombs could have done. But at the end of the day, the crazy chick with the post-traumatic shark disorder, my abnormally genius best friend, and the man with the chainsaw, no one else can get the job done like we can.
Fin Shepard: Boy, have you changed.

Nova Clarke: I can fly.
Lucas Stevens: She can do anything.
Nova Clarke: I got over 100 hours in a T-38, plus demo flights in an F-14, F-15, and F-22. Well, what do think I've been doing since L.A.? Semper Paratus, right? The world is ending, Fin. You need to be prepared.
Fin Shepard: You don't believe that. It's not ending.
Nova Clarke: Uh, yeah, I do. The signs all around us. Just because it's raining sharks and not frogs doesn't mean it's not coming to an end.
Fin Shepard: Well, I'm not gonna buy into some doomsday scenario, not when my family needs me.

Reporter: What's your opinion of the shark storms, Madam Vice President?
Vice President Sonia Buck: I feel for the sharks, but they're wrecking our schools, our hospitals, our roads.

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