Sex Guaranteed

Well, this 2017 comedy from writers Brad Barnes and Sophie Goodhart was somewhat of an ordeal to sit through.

When I sat down in 2021 to watch "Sex Guaranteed", I must admit that I had expected a bit more from the movie than what directors Brad Barnes and Todd Barnes managed to deliver. Much to my disappointment.

Especially so since I had sat down to watch it as the movie had Dan Fogler on the cast list, and he is usually well worth watching in movies. But not in this 2017 comedy, apparently. Aside from Dan Fogler, then the movie also had the likes of Stephen Dorff and James Moses Black on the cast list. But these actors could only manage so much with the limitations of a lousy script and storyline.

For a comedy then "Sex Guaranteed" failed to deliver. I didn't laugh once throughout the course of this ordeal. So this movie was a massive swing and a miss from writers Brad Barnes and Sophie Goodhart.

It feels like "Sex Guaranteed" tried to be something that it wasn't, and directors Brad Barnes and Todd Barnes just didn't have the required skills to make the movie entertaining.

My rating of "Sex Guaranteed" is a generous three out of ten stars. If you enjoy comedies, then you shouldn't waste your time, money or effort on this 2017 movie. Some of us did so you don't have to.

Ha well that was a surprise. I very nearly avoided this film because comedy in films usually misses my antenna. I sometimes wonder if reviewers are watching a different film to the one I was watching, when I read their glowing reports.

That's not to say this one is full of laughs, in fact I never laughed at all, smiled a few times but that was about it.

However I watched the thing to the end, even read the credits so that's a good sign. It's one of those films you can come home too and watch while you are eating your dinner and not miss anything. If I was a girl I would probably say it was sweet, not the dinner, the film. There is no sex in this one despite the title, so don't watch if you are after tits and bums, the 3 main actors were good Dorf, Damon, and Bella Dayne, umm she's a little cutie I would gladly pay $1000 if I was rich. So 7/10 from me and well worth a butchers at if you get a chance

Pretty dull and empty, despite the title. Basic plot, so-so performances, lacklustre direction - nothing going for this. Stephen Dorff is clearly now C-list.

There's no way this needs 600 characters I hate that requirement! Anyway this about helping a guy that's had a lot of bad luck or at least believes that his private area has cursed him and he's quite negative throughout the movie. The acting, dialogue and some of it is ridiculous but it's entertaining enough. The main cast is one of the best things but the bulk is a mess, way to much is negative. One of few times I understand the ratings, Sex Guaranteed is barely a Guarantee it only has a few sweetness especially with Zade she's lovely. Stephen Dorff is wonderful, him and Zade save the movie from being a total train wreck I wanted to like it more this is one of the worst comedies out there!

They filmed the entire movie with a dirty lens and a smudge in the middle. how does that happen??