- [while singing to Batman]
- Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi: I ain't Selina Kyle. I ain't no Vicki Vale. I was never into you even when you were Christian Bale.
- Batman: I'm more of a Keaton guy myself.
- Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi: Oh, I loved him in Beetlejuice!
- Rex Dangervest: Do you mind if I save your life?
- Emmet Brickowski: Not at all. Who are you?
- Rex Dangervest: The name's Rex Dangervest. Galaxy defending archeologist, cowboy, and raptor trainer!
- Emmet Brickowski: I don't get it.
- [from trailer]
- Sweet Mayhem: Behold, the Sis-Star System.
- Unikitty, Metal Beard, Batman, Benny: Whooooooa...
- Wyldstyle: No "whoas"! Do *not* give her the satisfaction of whoaing this!
- Unikitty, Metal Beard, Batman, Benny: Ooooooooohhhh...
- Wyldstyle: That's even worse!
- Unikitty, Metal Beard, Batman, Benny: Ahhhhhhhhh...
- Wyldstyle: Stop it!
- [from trailer]
- Wyldstyle: It's like it knows our every move!
- Emmet Brickowski: I know. Weird, right?
- [turns on blinker]
- Wyldstyle: Emmet!
- Emmet Brickowski: What?
- [from trailer]
- Wyldstyle: Emmet, you've gotta stop pretending everything is awesome. It isn't.
- Emmet Brickowski: Yeah. I get it. And that's why I cultivated a hard-edged side that's super-tough and-Look! Look! A shooting star! Make a wish!
- Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi: I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi.
- Wyldstyle: I'm getting super-evil vibes here!
- Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi: I could change my form to something else if this makes you uncomfortable. Hey, guys!
- Batman: No, go back! The horse was much more palatable!
- Mom: Hon, I could really use your help up here.
- The Man Upstairs: [off-screen] Kids, do the thing... uh, what your mother says.
- Mom: You heard your father's super helpful contribution.
- Balthazar: [singing] Everything's not awesome...
- Metal Beard: [spoken] Preach, brother.
- Benny: [singing] I think I finally get... Radiohead.
- Batman: [spoken] Bro, you should check out Elliott Smith.
- [from trailer]
- Emmet Brickowski: Hang on to your fronds, Planty. We're going to save Lucy! And... all of the other people who were captured.
- Emmet Brickowski: Lucy!
- Wyldstyle: Emmet! Did you draw stubble dots on your face?
- Emmet Brickowski: What? No.
- Rex Dangervest: [to Wyldstyle] I'm Rex Dangervest.
- Narrator: Social media influencer! First baseman! Man of the soil! Script doctor!
- Rex Dangervest: And my middle name's Machete Ninja Star, so I know tough. And Emmet is one tough cookie. He's a cookie so tough and hard, you can't even chew it 'cause it turns out it's not a cookie, it's a chainsaw.
- [after crashing underneath the washing machine]
- Emmet Brickowski: Could this day get any worse?
- [a spider crawls over him]
- Emmet Brickowski: Yep. It can.
- [from trailer]
- Sweet Mayhem: Bring me your fiercest leader.
- Wyldstyle: [referring to Emmet] This guy is special.
- Sweet Mayhem: This guy was a fierce warrior?
- Wyldstyle: Okay, well, technically, *I* did the warrior stuff, but...
- Sweet Mayhem: So you fought, and master built, and kicked butt, and then the hapless male was the leader.
- Wyldstyle: He, uh... Well...
- Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi: Benny, do you like spaceships? 'Cause I think they are great.
- Benny: How'd you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
- Rex Dangervest: I knew it. I am Back to the Future-ing! Totally called it!
- Emmet Brickowski: What is Back to the Future-ing?
- Rex Dangervest: Back to the Future is a classic movie older kids get to watch, and now it is happening to me.
- [first lines]
- [from The LEGO Movie, Finn and his dad are playing with the characters, Finn laughs]
- Dad: Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?
- Finn: Who?
- [the basement door opens and UFOs come flying through]
- Dad: [echoing] Your sister.
- Finn: What?
- Emmet Brickowski: Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys? What?
- Duplo: We're from the Planet Duplo, we're here to destroy you.
- Emmet Brickowski: Oh, man.
- Wyldstyle: You're gonna have to past us!
- Batman: Specifically me!
- Unikitty: Oh, it's on!
- Metal Beard: Yarr!
- Emmet Brickowski: Wait, guys! There's no need to fight anymore. I got this.
- Wyldstyle: Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.
- [Last Lines from The LEGO® Movie]
- [the Sister's LEGO® Duplos landed in Bricksberg]
- Duplo: We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you.
- Emmet Brickowski: Oh, man.
- Rex Dangervest: Emmet, listen, If we gonna rescue your friends you gonna need to be a master breaker.
- Emmet Brickowski: You would teach it to me? How do you do it?
- Rex Dangervest: You have to connect to some pretty grown-up feelings: abandonment, regret, anger.
- Emmet Brickowski: I am gonna grow up, but I won't stop caring about the people in my life. They may see the world differently. That's not bad. I think it's inspiring.
- Rex Dangervest: You gonna break things down, and build them back up.
- Rex Dangervest: Life is impermanent, always changing.
- Rex Dangervest: You can't hang on to the past.
- Rex Dangervest: Otherwise, we might as well all be crackled.
- Emmet Brickowski: It's easy to harden your heart. But to open it - that's the toughest thing you can do.
- [after Emmet smashes the wedding cake with Master Breaker]
- Emmet Brickowski: What's happening? What did I just do?