- Chelsea Grayson: It's not every day I meet Mr. Darcy.
- Charles Barkley V: Barkley
- [corrects her]
- Charles Barkley V: Charles Barkley V
- Chelsea Grayson: Yes, I know, sorry. Mr. Darcy is someone known for being handsome and charming, sort of.
- Charles Barkley V: You think me handsome?
- Charles Barkley V: What is this?
- [holds canned food]
- Chelsea Grayson: That's food.
- Charles Barkley V: And this list of ingredients?
- Chelsea Grayson: That's science.