On Cinema

Tim is great as always. But this so-called film-buff Gregg Turkington doesn't know much about cinema. He is just a Hobbithead Jocker. He bases his film criticism on running time. But then again so does Oscer. Anyway, I give this show 4 stars but I am gonna throw in 2 more for all the great stuff Tim Heidecker has done over the years and 2 for Joe Estevez who is a consummate professional. And 2 for Dr. San, and TCH Jr. And Toni and Ayaka. And Mark Porch.

Hey guys, gregghead here. Truely the only source of cinema expertise and analysis today; when it doesn't get sidetracked by Tim talking about vapes and music that literally no one likes. It's been....a long ride but never disappoints with ant-man Star Gregg trurkington and Tim who had to sadly buy a vanity role in the sequel because he was jealous of how respected Gregg is by his peers and colleagues in Hollywood. 5 bags and a little key chain with a Hollywood Star for Gregg the bona fide film expert!

I never watch a movie unless it's approved by the experts, Gregg & Tim. This is the greatest movie review show ever created.

This is the premier source for film criticism. The expertise provided by Tim and Gregg is simply unparalleled by any of their peers. It is a solace for Hobbit heads and Bond freaks. Episode after episode the viewer is treated to an array of special segments, interesting guests and industry insights. No other film review show can compete with the level of excellence on which this show consistently operates.

Sure we can thank the Eberts and Siskles for their contributions to film discourse blablablah but THIS is what Tim Burton would call "real art" (during one of his many collabs with Johnny Depp). It's almost a stream of consciousness of storytelling that slow cinema attempts to capture but that doesn't even do it justice to try boxing it into a genre or category. It's in a league of it's own and I'm truly blessed to have watched this series throughout some of the roughest years of my life when I just needed to feel good. Thank you Tim, Gregg, Mark, Joe, all the surviving members of Dekkar, I give this 5 bags of popcorn and little Oscar gold cuz I've got Oscar fever!