- Harry Hill: I'm sorry, but we don't actually have our car with us.
- Station Attendant: What? You made us sing that big song just for nothing? Time wasters!
- Harry Hill: So he was brought up by Alsatians?
- Nan: Oh yes. It is a lot more common than you'd think.
- Harry Hill: Well it's not ideal is it?
- Conch: You know Harry, maybe there is something in this inter-species love. I give you permission to marry my daughter.
- Harry Hill: Marry? Who said anything about marriage? Maybe we could cohabit first?
- Otto: Do you even know what it's like having to lick your own bum just to fit in?
- Harry Hill: Erm... Once...
- Nan: [Looking shocked]
- Harry Hill: Once...