- Prince's Footman: The lady who bewitched Prince James wore this modest slipper. If I find the girl whose foot fits, I find the Prince's wife-to-be. I must find which estate this lady's from.
- Rachel: Oh, that would be me.
- Josephine: Nonsense. The only shoe a mule like you would wear needs to be nailed in.
- Rachel: Shut up. You've been pumped more times than the village well.
- Fairy Godmother: Boo! Sorry, I couldn't resist.
- Cinderella: Who are you?
- Fairy Godmother: Your fairy godmother at your service.
- Cinderella: I was wondering whether you might permit me to go to the Prince's Ball.
- Katherine: [sighs] It's late, Cinderella. I really do not want to beat you, but if you ask stupid questions then you should expect the proper response!
- [after climbing into the prince's bed after their wedding, Cinderella slaps Prince James]
- Cinderella: Did you just slap a prince?
- Cinderella: Did you like it?
- Prince James: I've never been slapped before.
- Cinderella: Well, there's a first time for everything.
- [Cinderella slaps him again]
- Cinderella: And a second.
- Rachel: Please don't kill me. Take my mother! Take my sister! Take Cinderella - she's young. She's innocent. Just please, please, please spare me.
- Cinderella: Spare you? You're just a warthog in lipstick.
- Rachel: Cinderella? You're Cinderella!
- Cinderella: Why are you here?
- Fairy Godmother: You wished for something, did you not?
- Cinderella: To go to the ball.
- Fairy Godmother: If that is what you wished for, that is what you will get.
- Cinderella: But it's getting late. I don't have an invitation. I don't have a dress and I can't exactly go it tattered rags.
- Fairy Godmother: Bit defeatist. You didn't notice the wand.
- Fairy Godmother: What's the matter, sweetie? If your face were any longer, they'd put a saddle on your back and whip you.
- [Cinderella advances menacingly waving a croquet mallet over her head]
- Katherine: You wouldn't do that to your mother.
- Cinderella: Stepmother.
- Cinderella: I fear that one day they're going to be the death of me.
- Fairy Godmother: Then teach them a lesson. You should punish them. You want them to suffer, no?
- Fairy Godmother: I told you. Those three are pure evil. You keep focused on your job.
- Cinderella: Why do you push me so much?
- Fairy Godmother: Because I've seen it time and again - the bad guys win. This time you can. Make sure that doesn't happen. Kill the three witches, marry the prince, have a bunch of babies and buy stock in Apple. Trust me.
- Cinderella: What? Apples?
- Fairy Godmother: Never mind. Time to get to work.
- [Katherine and Hogan discuss suspects in Bennet's murder]
- Katherine: Women don't murder.
- Hogan Savage: No. They hire a man to do it.