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This movie is entertaining if there is nothing else on. The plot is silly; the magnetic poles somehow reverse and the ocean drains to the other side of the earth? And the speed at which it happens is comical. Miles of water goes missing in a matter of hours? Sure....

The family is pretty stupid as well, especially the mom. She spends most of the time being hysterical and moaning. Terrible actress.

The movie itself is frustrating to watch in that for a while they are speaking English, then about halfway through they switch to French. To make matters worse, the captioning for the movie is the worst I've ever seen. Often makes no sense whatsoever.

The ending of the movie is unsatisfying and pretty stupid.

I give it a 3 at best. Okay if you have absolutely nothing else to watch.

This show is an absolute waste of time, and watching it is not only frustrating but downright nerve-wracking. The characters are, without a doubt, some of the most idiotic I've ever encountered in every possible way. The storyline is utterly nonsensical, lacking any coherence or sense, and the random, unclear mix of languages only adds to the confusion. There are countless reasons why this is a show to avoid at all costs.

The characters, in particular, are unbelievably foolish, with the young boy standing out as the worst offender. His actions and behavior are so immature and ridiculous that it feels like they should have been celebrating his 3rd birthday instead of his 13th. The complete lack of logic or realism in his character makes it impossible to take him or the story seriously.

If they hired someone who could tell a story, this could have been at least a decent movie. It had conditions for it. There is pornography with better screenwriting. The only good thing about this movie is the deceiving trailer. In my opinion the director and the screenwriter shoud be banned from the film industry. This is so, so, but so bad. Its an insult to anyone´s intelect. If you intend to watch this, consider yourself warned. Try a reality show or those late night tv sales. Its more satisfying. I feel so cheated that I wrote a critic for the first time in my life, just because I couldn´t let this slide.

Anyone who gives this movie more than 3 is on drugs, it's the worst movie I've watched for a while. The characters are not smart, the mom is so useless it's sad. The bad guy wouldn't last 5 minutes in real life and the daughter pathetic. He did have a an interesting premise, if you have a low IQ. Why they start talking French half way through is perfect, says all you need to know about this nonsense of a movie. Thought Hollywood was making crap movies, but the French have joined them it seems.so if you've got nothing else to watch, like paint drying or ants crawling on the floor, give this ludicrous movie a watch !

Sorry, movie is a waste if you don't like the main characters. Mom especially is spineless and especially stupid.

This is a case of too dumb to live, so no sympathy for the characters, equals no interest if they live or die.

Bad writing all around and the music department pretty much drives the movie telling you ooooo the bad guy is limping along to get the family, time to be scared.

Waste of time to watch, wouldn't recommend to anyone.... don't know how else to say how God awful this movie was other than to fill the review qouta... so this movie was épouvantable, beyond épouvantable.......