- Hellboy: The nympho-broad in the tree mentioned you weren't afraid of me. Well, guess what? I'm not afraid of you either. So why don't you turn around, take your crooked ass out of here, and take those dizzy bitches with you.
- The Crooked Man: You had a different aspect when you watched your mother burn.
- Hellboy: What the hell you say, Gumby?
- Reverend Watts: Be gone from this church, Mr. Onselm. You be gone now.
- The Crooked Man: You saw how she is. This sorrowful thing. She suffers so. But I have it in my power to mollify her pain. Let her feathered soul take wing.
- Hellboy: Really? You would do that?
- The Crooked Man: Yeah. Something small in return is all I ask. That you twist off the head of that little Tom Ferrell. and bring it hither. We're just renegotiating. I'm sure we can see eye to eye.
- Hellboy: Why?
- The Crooked Man: You got witch blood in you, friend. You're more like me than you are like them.
- Hellboy: Come on, snake, let's rattle!
- Tom Ferrell: I heard tales about him all my life. Mister Onselm, some of the old folks called him. Most just called him the Crooked Man.
- Effie Kolb: Tommy... I know you can hear me in there.
- Tom Ferrell: Ain't you had enough trouble for one day?
- Effie Kolb: It ain't even really begun. All your friends in that church with you, they all gonna die. All on your account. That's why you gotta come out and face him.
- Reverend Watts: Hallelujah. And I will lead the blind by a way they know not. And I will make the darkness light for them. And the crooked things straight.
- Reverend Watts: Let not your hearts be troubled. Them witches can't set foot on this holy ground. And that black magic ain't no good here.
- Hellboy: [loads his gun] I guess we'll find out soon enough.
- Reverend Watts: You doubt the power of prayer, son?
- Hellboy: I just like to have some excessively high-caliber ammo on hand. Just in case.