- Donald 'Jared' Dunn: Hey! Sorry if I scared you, I know I have somewhat ghost-like features. My uncle used to say, "You look like someone starved a virgin to death."
- Gavin Belson: I don't want to live in a world where someone else is making the world a better place better than we are.
- Waiter: Are you still enjoying your asparagus, sir?
- Peter Gregory: I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients. You may take it.