Alice D

The basic premise is prostitute offs herself then haunts the former brothel, now mansion. The mansion is owned by the former brothel owner. He's young(ish), arrogant, and decides to have a wild party in the house with his buddies and *ahem* 'dancers.'

That's about as far as I got. The movie was unwatchable. It was like watching extremely boring porn, without the actual porn. The acting is terrible, the script is terrible. Just awful. I guess the high-ish (much too high for what it is) rating is due to friends of the film makers giving absurdly high ratings. I PAID for this on Amazon. Don't make the same mistake! Your time and/or money will be wasted.

Alice D otherwise known as The Haunting of Alice D otherwise known as Tainted otherwise known as American Poltergeist 6 is terrible horror that I'm still reeling from so bear with me.

It tells the story of a group of friends in a refurbished mansion that decide to have a party, and by party I mean invite some prostitutes round and that's basically it. Sadly the house has a history as one of their great grandfathers used it as a brothel where unspeakable things took place.

Starring horror legend Kane Hodder and wrestling veteran Al Snow this is a dire piece of stupidity that fails to ever get started.

It's a haunting type but don't expecting much to actually happen. You know most found footage haunting films where it's 99% talking then suddenly everything happens at once and it's still not very good? It's like that, but it's not found footage.

It looks ugly, everything about it is uninspired and I'm shocked Hodder agreed to do this. A messy devoid of redeeming features steaming pile of otter dung.

The Good:

..........I'll get back to you on that

The Bad:

Manages to be really rather boring

Pretty much everything

If you think things will get better after the opening scene - they won't.

The only reason I have given this one star is because some of the acting isn't bad.

Every other aspect is TERRIBLE.

A director who doesn't know how to direct - camera operator(s) who have no idea about lenses or the basic operation of a camera - a sound recordist/boom who has no idea of how to capture decent sound - a lighting director who has no idea of lighting. This is a mess.

The colour grading is bad. The editing is bad. The story never really gets going - and goes nowhere very fast.

Even if you have some spare time you would get more entertainment from watching back to back commercials for 85 minutes - I joke not!

OK so I never make reviews of movies ever, but this one I just had to. This has to be the worst movie I have ever seen - AND I couldn't even watch the entire thing. We fast forwarded through it after the first 20 minutes. Number one, HORRIBLE acting. I felt like I was watching someones home video from 1985. Trashy. Number two - the sound was horrible. It sounded like the actors (if you can even call them that) had mic's in their mouth and ass - it was acoustic sounding and you could hear everything from a girls necklace moving to them breathing it was so annoying. Lastly, it was just stupid and annoying, the camera would just stay on their faces without them talking just standing there and at the end, which basically the only horror was towards the end, which wasn't even horror, you couldn't tell what the hell was going on because the camera man was all over the place and then they just kept showing 2 bad actresses laying on the floor breathing heavy. Just horrible.

There is something really annoying in this movie, beside the sheer fact that it exists. So this guy throws a wild party, but trust me when I say, this is the most boring party ever. Why? No freaking music. The sound manager botched the movie even more by amplifying the noises (kisses, walking sounds, hitting) while the dialogue is toned down. Very unprofessional. Then we come to the acting. I give it a solid F. Effects are non-existent. The guy in charge of killings is obviously very shy cuz all killings happen off-screen. Then they show you the bodies smeared with cheap ketchup. Well, I barely finished watching this movie, and already having trouble remembering much, so I'll draw the line here. If you respect and value your time, skip that floater.