- Bobby: Oh, shit. The puka's not dumb, right?
- Chris: What? No, I love the puka. The puka is great.
- Bobby: Puka's good?
- Chris: Yeah, puka is great.
- Bobby: Great.
- Chris: I mean, if you're feeling hesitant about it, can I just wear one?
- Bobby: No, I'm gonna wear the puka.
- Chris: Okay.
- Bobby: I just want to make a good first impression. I mean, this summer is gonna be huge for us.
- Chris: I feel like you said that last summer.
- Bobby: Yeah, but now we're counselors. Do you have any idea how much more likely it is that counselor chicks are gonna hook up with us?
- Chris: A lot, hopefully.
- Bobby: Yes, exactly. A lot, hopefully. I mean, at the very least we're gonna hook up with some older campers, right?
- Chris: Women are attracted to power.
- Bobby: Oh, what the fuck? Are you fucking hard right now?
- Mike: Shut the fuck up!
- Bobby: The fuck?
- Mike: Don't fucking look at that. Look away!
- Bobby: Okay!
- Mike: Look the fuck away!
- Bobby: I'm not looking!
- Mike: This isn't even for you, man.
- Bobby: Okay.
- Mike: Shut the fuck up, man, you will never get it. You will never fucking understand. Do you know how good pussy is after killing someone?
- Bobby: What?
- Mike: Do you know how good pussy is after fucking killing someone?
- Bobby: Is it that much better?
- Ezra: [On why he thinks Jason is the killer] You're the one who took our phones.
- Bobby: Yeah!
- Jason: It's camp policy.
- Shannon: And you're the one that found Demi's body.
- Chris: Yeah!
- Jason: That was a coincidence.
- Ezra: And you're like forty fucking five and you still go to summer camp.
- Chris, Bobby: Yeah!
- Jason: I'm only 24!
- Chris: Save it for the jury!
- Claire: Get off of him!
- Ezra: Claire, enough, he clearly hates himself so he snapped and started killing off the hottest counselors.
- Bobby: Wait, what, time out we don't know that that's subjective.
- Ezra: Uh, no we do it's obvious.
- Claire: You guys are fucking insane.
- Bobby: I agree with Claire, he's definitely killing at random.
- Jason: I'm not killing at all!