- Kevin Haddonfield: Who would wanna give that to a kid?
- Nurse Janet: Well actually she's not a kid. Her name's Angelica and if you want to know more about her, you could come by my work. She should be out of her coma pretty soon. She'll tell you all about this mask and where it came from. A sick gift.
- Silas: That is literally the ugliest Santa Claus mask I've ever seen
- Dr. Carver: Merry Christmas!
- Isaac Cole: I'm a dirty Jew
- Dr. Carver: Oy... Happy Hanukkah
- Isaac Cole: Fuck Hanukkah
- Alex Stine: Oscar, I found you this job
- Oscar Carter: Yes you did. I appreciate it...
- Alex Stine: I am not gonna put you in the middle of something that you can't handle. You made a mistake and you paid your penance for it. And so now, because you are a good nurse, it is time for you to make some actual money, right?
- Oscar Carter: Yeah
- Alex Stine: You will be fine. Nothing to be scared of
- Oscar Carter: You are the greatest therapist / girlfriend ever
- Walter Solonon: That new girl, Angelica is coming out of isolation today and going in with the others
- Jerry: Nice... she is really hot
- Walter Solonon: I know. I can't wait to give her a sponge bath
- Jerry: Well have fun. Be thorough as possible, but be careful. Last time I groped her, she went for my throat!
- Walter Solonon: Dude, no shit! She's about to find out the hard way. I like it rough!