Agony
This could have been an interesting 20 minutes short film.
Judging by the story , the writer of this movie knew exactly what he wanted as an opening act.
Wrote the middle of the movie in 2 sentences and had no idea what to do for the ending.
The intro of the movie (the heist) wich is mentioned in the description , gets completely skipped . The movie starts some days after and you don't realize that until you get about 30-40 minutes in.
It seems like they tried their hardest to reach the 2 hour mark. When the scenery changes you must watch the character slowly get out of his has, slowly close the door. Slowly walks up to the house door, slowly opens its. Slowly enters , slowly closes the door, slowly locks the door, and another 5 seconds of him walking until he meets someone and they start a dialogue.
But it doesn't stop here.
The main character frowns at everybody . Whenever there is a dialogue he must first frown at somebody , the camera shows a close up for like 5 to 10 seconds . Then the character speaks .
After the line, the character that must respond , usually takes 5 seconds of looking , just looking, and then it delivers its like. Back to the main character who must ansewer , he frowns again for 10 seconds and then spouts some nonsense. And this is how dialogue works through the movie.
The movie has 2 hours and 10 minutes.
Only 20 minutes something actually happens. The rest is nonsense .
By far one of the worst movies I ever saw.
Judging by the story , the writer of this movie knew exactly what he wanted as an opening act.
Wrote the middle of the movie in 2 sentences and had no idea what to do for the ending.
The intro of the movie (the heist) wich is mentioned in the description , gets completely skipped . The movie starts some days after and you don't realize that until you get about 30-40 minutes in.
It seems like they tried their hardest to reach the 2 hour mark. When the scenery changes you must watch the character slowly get out of his has, slowly close the door. Slowly walks up to the house door, slowly opens its. Slowly enters , slowly closes the door, slowly locks the door, and another 5 seconds of him walking until he meets someone and they start a dialogue.
But it doesn't stop here.
The main character frowns at everybody . Whenever there is a dialogue he must first frown at somebody , the camera shows a close up for like 5 to 10 seconds . Then the character speaks .
After the line, the character that must respond , usually takes 5 seconds of looking , just looking, and then it delivers its like. Back to the main character who must ansewer , he frowns again for 10 seconds and then spouts some nonsense. And this is how dialogue works through the movie.
The movie has 2 hours and 10 minutes.
Only 20 minutes something actually happens. The rest is nonsense .
By far one of the worst movies I ever saw.
- skyknight40
- 8. Dez. 2023