- Selina Meyer: I'm the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees!
- Mike McLintock: You sure you set this meeting for 8:00 A.M. today?
- Sue Wilson: Am I sure?
- [stares him down]
- Mike McLintock: Okay, I'm sorry. Okay, of course you did. Of course. Please, stop staring at me like that. Undressing me with your eyes.
- Sue Wilson: I'm adding more clothes, Mike.
- Selina Meyer: Okay, so they want me to go to a pig roast to meet a bunch of men who probably took turns to fuck the pig before they roasted it?
- Amy Brookheimer: I wouldn't presume they took turns.
- Gary Walsh: What did you do?
- Amy Brookheimer: You know what I did? I went to bed at 7:00 p.m
- Gary Walsh: Ooh.
- Amy Brookheimer: 7:00 p.m. on a Saturday night. Even people who are dying of malaria stay up later than that.
- Gary Walsh: Well, they can't sleep because they're coughing.
- Gary Walsh: Oh, my God. Is she falling asleep?
- Amy Brookheimer: No, she cannot fall asleep on live TV. Not on C-Span. The irony would be too huge.