- Mr. Slate: What's going on with you?
- Fred Flintstone: Today is my birthday and... not a peep from anyone.
- Mr. Slate: Don't be a pussy, Flintstone! You've had enough birthdays by now!
- Fred Flintstone: Why are you inviting strange men over to our house?
- Wilma Flintstone: He's an old friend.
- Betty Rubble: Do you think Fred suspects anything?
- Wilma Flintstone: I told him he's a old friend from out of town. I think he bought it.
- Betty Rubble: Oooh! So dangerous!
- Barney Rubble: Are you crazy? They're right inside Pebbles!
- Pebbles Flintstone: And they'll be there for at least another hour! You know how they are about they're TV shows!
- Barney Rubble: Say uhh looks like Dino crapped out a small car on my sidewalk again how about giving me a hand with it?
- Betty Rubble: Wilma do you need any help in the kitchen? I'm not into poop. *giggles*
- Fred Flintstone: All right there young lady, you go right back in there and put some clothes on. I will not have my little girl running town like that.
- Wilma Flintstone: I bought her those clothes.
- Fred Flintstone: You what? No!, no. You go change now!
- Pebbles Flintstone: Okay, daddy; by the way you're looking great. Have you been working out again?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, I... uhhh...
- Pebbles Flintstone: Can I take the car tonight? Bamm-Bamm and I wanna go to the movies. Please Daddy? *Please* with candy sugar on top please?
- [Fred imagines Bamm-Bamm driving in the car with Pebbles]
- Fred Flintstone: Okay, honey, but don't stay out too late, I know how young boys think and I don't want his hands all over my little girl.
- Pebbles Flintstone: Oh, daddy, it's not his hands you need to worry about.
- [Fred imagines Pebbles giving Bamm-Bamm a blow job]
- Pebbles Flintstone: Kidding daddy, just kidding. Bye. Thank you.
- [Fred is dreaming Wilma in a sexy dress is in the kitchen making him a cake]
- Wilma Flintstone: You look so handsome. I've been in the kitchen all day making you a special birthday surprise.
- [she sticks her finger in the bowl]
- Wilma Flintstone: Do you wanna taste my cream?
- [echoing]
- Wilma Flintstone: Taste my cream? Taste my cream? Mmm. I have all your favorites: Byronosaurus ribs, and burgers... and me.
- [she takes off her dress]
- Wilma Flintstone: Come here! And take me now!
- Fred Flintstone: Yabba, Dabba...
- [all of a sudden, Tyler Rockman walks in]
- Tyler Rockman: Doo.
- [they embrace and Fred wakes up from his dream]
- Fred Flintstone: What the fuck? Aw, hell no!
- Wilma Flintstone: [to Tyler Rockman when she is giving him a blow job] Oh, you want me to get nasty and slob all over your dick? Yeah?
- [she spits on his penis]
- Tyler Rockman: Oh, Wilma!
- [she sucks on his penis]
- Tyler Rockman: Oh, I didn't know you were so fucking naughty!
- [she spits on it again and sucks on it]
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh you like it when I put it down my throat?
- Wilma Flintstone: [to Tyler Rockman when she is giving him a blow job] I wanna be a dirty little girl for you.