- Justin Epstein: I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not gonna hurt you. I just... I came here to thank you. I wanna thank you for turning me into the beast that I am today.
- Eve: If I tell you I already have a boyfriend, you promise not to take it as some kind of big macho challenge and try to steal me away from him?
- Mike Stokes: We gotta find him a place to train, man.
- Zack Gomes: Yeah, not some shitty vacant lot, either. We need a proper dojo, man.
- Tim Newhouse: Oh, shit, guys. I think I know a place!