- Beth: I'm not talking about Doctors, I'm talking about you.
- Joseph: Have I ever put my work before you or the girls?
- [pause]
- Joseph: Ok, sometimes. When I'm doing surgery on someone's spine to relieve them of a life of pain, I have put my work first! The girls always understood and they never complained.
- Beth: Were we living in the same house?
- Joseph: What's going on? Whose dog is this?
- Grace: Mom's. She saved his life.
- Beth: He's not mine. I'm just gonna find him a home.
- Joseph: Why is he here?
- Beth: I just couldn't let them take him to the pound. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna call a few rescue societies tomorrow and somebody's gonna want him.
- Joseph: Yeah, but not us, right? We're not getting a dog, right?
- Grace: I think you should keep him. I'll help.
- Joseph: You're at school. She's not gonna come back every morning and walk the dog and neither am I.
- Beth: I wouldn't mind doing that.
- Joseph: Beth, I don't want a dog.
- Beth: I told you, I'm gonna find him a home.
- Joseph: Yeah, I know you.
- Beth: And what's that supposed to mean?
- Grace: That was Dr. Bhoola.
- Joseph: Who?
- Grace: The veterinarian. He's gonna stop by.
- Beth: What is he... He's coming here now?
- Grace: Yeah, he has some medicine or something. I'm gonna use your shower 'cause it's filthy in here.
- Joseph: The veterinarian makes house calls?
- Beth: He's very attractive.
- Joseph: This is - this is a difficult time for you; for both of us. And especially for a woman, there are physical changes that affect everything.
- Beth: Oh, tell me about being a woman.
- Joseph: I think that the anger you're feeling is not about me. It's hormonal.
- Beth: No. It's not menopause. It actually is about you.
- Grace: [to Freeway] Ooh. Here is a giraffe. What kind of assholes have left you out here all alone? Huh?
- Beth: Ellie called. They got your mother on her plane. And you know what Ethan asked about you? You know what he said? He's so cute. He said 'Where's pee pee?'
- [Beth and Joseph laugh]
- Beth: Honey, what are we gonna do about the Partridge and the Plough?
- Joseph: What are we gonna do about Russell? Has Freeway been in here?
- Beth: Huh? I thought he was with you.
- Joseph: He was but he took off on me.
- Beth: What? Wait a minute. Where's the dog?
- Joseph: I told you, he took off.
- Beth: When was this?
- Joseph: 'Bout 20 minutes ago. He chased a deer and wouldn't come back.
- Beth: Did you use the whistle?
- Joseph: I whistled. I didn't have the whistle per say.
- Beth: You were on the phone, right? Hmm?
- Joseph: It was an emergency. He's probably right outside.
- Carmen: When I realized Django was my spirit-mate, the animal world became so visible to me.
- Joseph: As opposed to the vegetable and mineral worlds?
- Penny: Now, who's' Django?
- Bryan: Oh, that was Carmen's dog. He lived to be 24.
- Penny: Oh.
- Carmen: It was then that the gift blossomed in me. My third eye truly opened. What Django felt, I felt. I traveled through the world with him, seeing what he saw.
- Russell: And what did he see?
- Carmen: He saw things for what they are. He was connected to the prana.
- Joseph: Oh, the prana.
- Penny: Shut up, Joseph. You're such a tight ass. Do you have to be so one-dimensional?
- Joseph: Excuse me for living in this dimension.
- Joseph: [Last lines]
- [answers his phone]
- Joseph: Gracie?
- Grace: Dad. Are you guys still up on the mountains? What's going on?
- Joseph: Oh, well, we were having so much fun.
- Grace: I'm so glad you guys took a few days to unwind. We've been having the best time. I love being married. Oh and dad, how's Freeway?
- Joseph: Freeway? Freeway's fine.