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I had the displeasure of having to both watch and review director Sean Skelding’s previous movie—the steaming pile of crap a.k.a. I Am Virgin (click here to read my scathing critique)—and concluded my assessment by writing, “I Am Virgin? Not anymore. After seeing this dismal film, I feel like I’ve been f**ked.” Well, I’m still a virgin (I’m 35 and saving myself for a nice girl who doesn’t mind a guy who is balding, weighs more than Val Kilmer after a hot-dog-eating contest, has fewer teeth than a 6-month-old and collects Happy Meal toys), but, boy, I feel like I’ve been f**ked again. Yup, Skelding has made another abominable film, Stripperland. And, yup, I have to review it. Man, I really wish that Rapture apocalypse had taken place on May 21…...

Imitation is the sincerest (and cheapest) form of flattery.

If there's anything that proves the success of Zombieland, it's the fact that it's getting a low-budget parody. This time, however, National Lampoon is nowhere to be found, nor are the Wayans family.

Instead it's Cheezy Flicks Productions and filmmaker Sean Skelding with a movie called Stripperland. The movie stars Ben Sheppard, Maren Mcguire, Ileana Herrin, Jamison Challeen, with cameos from Daniel Baldwin, Thom Bray, Linnea Quigley, Boyd Banks, and Troma CEO Lloyd Kaufman. Gilbert Gottfried reportedly turned down a role.

According to Wizbang Pop!, the movie sports a $300,000 budget and will be released on February 22, 2011, concurrently on DVD and 160 theaters. Stripperland is shooting in Vancouver with Baldwin reportedly uttering the line "They won’t eat me, because they have to stop and strip," which Wizbang called "the best movie line of the year" in a fit of hyperbolic exaggeration.

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