Cannibal

Hands down the most boring piece or french arty drivel i think I've ever seen. Its supposed to be a love story i think and i was just as bored as if i were watching sleepless in Seattle. i was hoping for a gore fest while the missus was at a zoomba class but i wish id have saved £2.99 and gone with her . When i was in the DVD store it caught my eye with an enticing cover which seemed to promise blood , horror , gore and pure evilness but I've often been more frightened of my fart stench. I wasn't even put of by the fact that it was in french as i hoped that the genre would break down the language and it wouldn't matter if i didn't understand the lingo. but it turns out that i didn't really even have to worry as there is hardly and script at all. anyway , you be the judge. but i wouldn't wast my time. just watch John Rambo.