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Evil Bong, what a concept. You can only assume someone was smoking some high quality stuff to have thought this would be a good idea, yet somehow someway it became a long running franchise which at time of writing has seven movies.

Well the first was stupid stuff but just about managed to be entertaining, kind of. Here we see the same characters (Almost the same cast) suffering side effects from their encounter with the titular Evil Bong and venture to South America to seek out a cure.

Stoner humour, childishness and that weird Full Moon movies charm that still remains after all these years.

In no universe could I ever say King Bong is a good film, in fact if any of the next 5 movies get over a 5/10 I'll be astounded! However they're dumb fun, and in that almost likeable way unlike the likes of Sharknado *Sigh*.

Evil Bong 2 manages to be a tad better than the first movie, it actually has structure this time and more of a story. I can't believe I'm talking about a movie called Evil Bong and complimenting it on it's story. Then again I've watched a movie about a killer tyre, a giant man eating sperm and Ron Jeremy's penis breaking off and going on a killing spree so I really shouldn't judge it too harshly!

The Good:

Follows on from the first film

Sonny Carl Davis

The Bad:

Recasting

Plot is daft, even by "Evil Bong" standards

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

I'm going to watch seven movies about a Killer Bong and one spin off film where the Killer Bong battles an evil gingerbread man. I may need help.

Evil Bong II: King Bong Do you like marijuana? Do you like stupid movies about evil bongs? Do you like boobs? Then this is the movie for you! However, despite that, obviously this was not a good movie. If you don't know that going in, you're an idiot.

Unfortuantly there is no gore in this movie, no one gets killed. I say unfortunately because there is definitely bad acting in this movie and I would have really enjoyed watching at least one or two of these people get killed off.

Thankfully, there are many fine set of breasts on display in this movie.

Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009) is available for free off Tubi. The storyline focuses on the characters from the first film experiencing side effects from encountering the bong so they set out to the origins of the bong in the Amazon to see if they can find a remedy for their issues. This movie is directed by Charles Band (Puppet Master) and stars Mitch Eakins (Glory Road), Sonny Carl Davis (Thelma & Louise), John Patrick Jordan (Mad Men), Amy Paffrath (2 Broke Girls) and Robin Sydney (The Gingerbread Man). The script, character portrayals and settings were much more entertaining in this movie than the first picture. I found myself chuckling a lot more in this film than #1. Overall, this is still a bad movie but will give you a few chuckles. I'd score this a 4/10.

On a technical front this is just about serviceable as a film. It looks pretty horrible but you can see what's happening. You can hear the characters but it doesn't sound good by a long shot. The effects are not very special. The writing is pretty terrible. The acting is reciting lines and nothing more. Well some of the acting is taking your top off and nothing more. The locations look silly and barely resemble what they are supposed to be. So technically it's pretty poor. Creatively it's also pretty terrible. It feels like they were trying to be bad on purpose. It is a stoner horror that has no budget and no aspirations. Somehow I managed to watch it all but I think that is because it is so short! I'll give it this credit, it is more entertaining than the first film but still terrible.

I just finished this and its without a doubt one of the worst movies i've ever seen, objectively. the humor is tasteless, the plot is bland, and there is a single beyond subpar actor or actress in this entire movie. on top of that, its blatantly fatphobic, homophobic and sexist.

however with all of that out of the way, some lines were kinda funny and it was entertaining in its own weird way. like in a way, you gotta watch this with friends kinda way. just laugh about it. just for that ill bump it up a notch and give it a 2 instead of 1. not sure id reccomend it, thats a decision to make yourself.

As a follow up to 2006 cult classic Evil Bong, this sequel expands a little more of the lineage and origin of the evil bong.

Relatively similar concept except this film takes place majority in the jungle. Plot wise it's simple and very straightforward. The comedy and humor is the same as nothing really comes off as funny.

A majority of the same characters return (however a recasting of Alistair- the actor in this film wasn't as good or likeable as the original Alistair, hence why his role was reduced). Though now it's clear that Larnell is the lead and he's the main focus.

Few more scenes of the Evil Bong (we now know as Eebee) and an introduction to King Bong. More scenes and development of Rabbit the delivery guy (Sonny Davis) which is a positive.

EVIL BONG 2: KING BONG is the Full Moon comedy sequel that nobody asked for but which turned up anyway. This one sees the usual potheads ending up at a random jungle research institute, where the titular villain is reconstructed and more hijinks ensue. The latter half of the production plays out as a cheapo jungle adventure complete with random topless tribeswomen and a stone cult idol called King Bong. For 99% of the running time this is a typically offensive indie comedy, with endless jokes based on fat-shaming and homophobia, so only for those not easily offended, or indeed those with a passion for stoner comedy.

This movie starts out surprisingly strong with Larnell being paranoid but in a way that keeps you listening then the other characters show up and it's harder to watch. Everything runs smooth until they introduce the Amazon. They have dialogue in this that totally misses the mark. A moment between larnell and his grandpa arguing could have been funny if the jokes did not center on his grandsons private areas. The. The biggest disappointment of all King Bong himself. This thing says the most homosexual remarks regarding cannabis consumption. The voice of kingbong continues to let you down throughout the movie. Eebee was refreshing. The dialogue drags on sometimes. But if you can stay close to the remote you can fast forward and find it mildly watchable.

The crew from "Evil Bong" have come down with exaggerated symptoms of marijuana use: the munchies, sleepiness and lowered inhibitions. But the bong is destroyed... what to do? Well, why not track it down to its source and eradicate the evil once and for all?

I'm not going to lie: the first "Evil Bong" was stupid, but I still really enjoyed it. It had a good pace, plenty of humor, gorgeous women and some decent cameos from Tommy Chong and Bill Moseley. So, all in all, it was a decent film by Full Moon standards. With that in mind, I felt "Evil Bong 2" had potential...

Well, it does alright, but comes up a bit short. The effects are even more poor (though the fat suit looks cool). There are still hot girls (Amy Paffrath as Velicity, Robin Sydney as Luann and the Poon-Tang Tribe). But no cameos, and once you cut out the credits and introduction, the film is maybe only an hour long. The "king bong" is not really much of an adversary. Perhaps Full Moon should consider doing a film of the week on television? Or a 13 episode series for Showtime or something.

If you like "Evil Bong" check this out. If not, avoid it. It's not even really a horror film -- no gore, no blood, no real monsters or killers (no one dies). I hope that an "Evil Bong 3" isn't made, but if it is... well, maybe that will help regain this franchise's momentum.

After the dreadful first Evil Bong movie, I very much doubted that I would tackle any of the sequels in a hurry, but curiosity got the better of me: I needed to see if there was any way that part 2 could be worse. Having just watched Evil Bong 2: King Bong, I can say that it is marginally more entertaining than the first film. Or maybe I just lowered my expectations a lot.

This one sees stoner pals Bachman (Mitch Eakins), Brett (Brian Lloyd) and Larnell (John Patrick Jordan) suffering from exaggerated side effects of smoking pot from Ebee, the evil bong: Bachman suffers from narcolepsy, Brett has got an extreme case of the munchies, and Larnell has lowered sexual inhibitions (meaning he dry humps everything).

Tracking down the origins of the bong, the guys travel to South America to see if they can figure out a way to cure their conditions, accompanied by nerd Allistair (Brett Chukerman) and delivery guy Rabbit (Sonny Carl Davis). In the Amazon, they meet sexy scientist Velicity (Amy Paffrath), who solves their problems with a powerful strain of marijuana. But when Rabbit is abducted by the topless Poontang tribe and becomes trapped inside Ebee's ex, King Bong, Larnell and his friends go to the rescue.

Although slightly more amusing than part one, King Bong is still extremely dumb, and follows practically the same formula, with the guys' rescue attempt leading them to enter the realm of King Bong, where the Poontang tribe try to seduce them and kill them. If you're into the weed culture, and watch this stoned, then you might find it more enjoyable than I did. I rate King Bong 3/10 - and I now get the horrible feeling that I'm going to go against my better judgment and watch the rest.

I have been searching. No, yearning, for a movie as good as this one. In my 56 years of critiquing films, there has yet to be a movie that can match my exquisite taste buds. Once discovering that such a unique, extreme, concept that is unheard of, can be made. I wonder what can top a movie such as this. Maybe when they make a Evil Bong 2: King Bong reboot in 100 years. The such deep characters, and insane development that these people have went through. The villain, King Bong, will never be topped, as well as the side cast being so diverse and important. Shakespeare wishes he can make something like this. This is a story that will be going down in the history books. Absolute cinema. LONG LIVE EVIL BONG.