- Kace Gabriel: Hey Charlie, how's it going? So, you know how we always talked about making a movie? The funniest movie ever? Well, I did it! I made a movie, and everybody helped because... because they believe in me. They believe in you, Charlie. I made this movie for you, and it's so silly and funny that, when you hear it, you're going to wake up from your coma. When you hear this movie, you will wake up, and you will be laughing. I know my movie will bring you out of this coma. It's going to be the best Christmas ever!
- Chuck: When I spell the word "bear," you throw the million dollar money bag; we throw the box with the hard drive.
- Cassandra Gabriel: Well, why can't you just count to five?
- Ronald: Or say A, B, C, D, E?
- Kitty Kat: Yeah, that would be easier.
- Chuck: Oh, my God, shut up everyone. It's when I spell the word "bear."
- Cassandra Gabriel: What is this?
- Ronald: It looks like a sandwich.
- Chuck: It's a chicken salad sandwich on a Portuguese roll.
- Ronald: [impersonating Elvis Presley] Is that R-O-L-L or R-O-L-E, baby?
- Chuck: It's a sandwich roll - R-O-L-L, you buffoon.
- Chuck: B - E - A - R.
- Ronald: Wait a minute. That's not how you spell "bare." "Bare" is B-A-R-E.
- Chuck: It's not "bare" in the cupboard. This is "bear" in the woods. Arr-arr-arrrrrr!
- Ronald: Now, how am I supposed to know that?
- Chuck: It's just "bear."
- Cassandra Gabriel: But bare in the cupboard or like bear in the woods?
- Chuck: Okay, fine. Bare in the cupboard. B-A-R-E.
- Ronald: That is... bare in the cupboard.