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Gilbert Gottfried used to do a stand-up tour where he just did dirty public domain jokes for an hour, occasionally interrupted with an unfunny impression. I always thought he was kind of a hack for it, because what's the merit there? It's not like you have to go to bars and collect dirty jokes like gems, there are plenty of books and websites on the subject. As embarrassing as that tour/DVD was, at least a guy standing on a stage is the correct medium for that sort of thing. These jokes are meant to be told, not acted out in "sketches". In one of the few tie-in scenes that are put in this movie to give the illusion of a plot, one character actually mentions how a movie that's nothing but old public domain jokes would suck. Yes, it will and it does, why make it then? Pointing out your errors as an in-joke doesn't get you off the hook, it usually makes everything worse. There are two credited writers/people who know how Google works, and the parts where they are forced to come up with new jokes are among the most embarrassing movie scenes I've ever witnessed. The pre-credit sequence is a girl that sings the national anthem, but the joke is that her singing is off-key. There's no punchline and the scene goes on forever, is this just put in to make you long for the parts with old jokes everyone already knows?

The worst part of the movie has got to be the child actors though. The entire point of casting children was just for shock value (children swearing was apparently still edgy in 2011), but they're clearly reading their sex jokes from cue cards and still mess up the punchlines. They often sound like they don't even get the joke, putting the emphasis on the wrong words and things like that. Chances are they'll be pretty embarrassed by this movie once they've grown up, and perhaps they should be.

Are you kidding me? A movie about people wanting to make a movie with nothing but jokes? This have got to be the weakest plot and storyline ever!

Nevertheless, I did sit through the entire movie. And I will give the movie this much that many of the jokes were actually good and funny. But the whole point of the movie was pointless and a waste of time. Perhaps that was what was intended. But wow!

Most noteworthy in "Dirty Movie" was Christopher Meloni (playing producer Charlie LaRue). He was hilarious, and he was well helped along the way by Mario Cantone (playing the producer).

There was also a lot of really unnecessary nudity in the movie, which brought the movie down a notch. It was tacky and just didn't serve the movie well.

For a National Lampoon movie, then "Dirty Movie" was a very weak experience. Sure there were some good laughs at some of the jokes, but the overall impression of this movie is that it wasn't a movie that was necessary to have been made, much less released onto the market. But hey, I guess there is a niche for every weird and bizarre taste. If you like comedies, there are a lot of more nice and interesting comedies available, even other National Lampoon ones.

This film isn't much of a movie but a collection of random unrelated skits that aren't connected to one another, except for a few key characters. The film crams in a bunch of punchline jokes after one another- when a majority simply aren't funny. It tries being offensive for the sake of it, with the racial jokes, toilet humor jokes, doctor jokes and dark humor jokes. We understand the premise but the problem is it tries too hard in being funny where the jokes fall flat.

There is of course several scenes towards the latter part of explicit random and rather unnecessary nudity. The highlights are the Vienna sausages commercials- including the second one featuring the older man and the blonde woman (1:10:00). An interrupted "scene" with the director cutting a scene featuring a black "little person" and a woman ending with punchline jokes. Another amusing scene with Former boxer Larry Holmes has a random cameo as a judge in the very end. Overall the film isn't for the easily offended yet it's still not great. Though the second half is more amusing than the first half.

What a piece of DUSTBIN!

I too watched this all the way thru, basically because i admire Chris Meloni and thought-foolishly -that there would be some point emerge by the end. More fool me!

I wonder about Chris Meloni's involvement. After all those years on SVU and also OZ. I found myself wondering about the child actor involved in this trash. Where do they find these kids that say such foul language- does anybody care about the long term effects?

I prefer the kids in The Narnia chronicles.

IT did not bring a smile or a chuckle to my face. The nudity is all female and one wonders about the exploitation of women. Don't waste your time-there is NOTHING worth while about this piece of trash.

Last night I was working out and this came on again, forgetting how bad I had found it from my previous viewing I continued to watch it for a while. God's it is SO BAD! I now notice that the talented Chris Meloni was a Co- Director, obviously his talents do not lie with choosing material. So he has no one to blame but himself. At least he has the sense to make himself look unrecognizable, but then one wants to ask "Why did you make this movie and then add insult to injury by not even looking like yourself?" When one considers his sterling work in OZ and Law & Order SUV, one wonders why he would include scenes with a young boy-one would assume not even the bearer of pubic hair and have this child discuss wanting to get "laid" and other sleazy lines. If I lured a child into my home and spoke such trash with him, I would probably end up on the sex offender's list

If I was Chris Meloni, I would view this film as a HUGE MISTAKE and Embarressment. FOR SHAME!

I like low-brow humor...this wasn't even at that level. This is clearly one of the worst excuses for a movie that I have ever seen. The premise was stupid, the jokes were stupid, the acting was stupid, and thank goodness that the movie was free on Comcast and I could fast forward through the whole thing....actually I never even made it to the end.

The one redeeming factor was that Christoper Meloni was 'disguised' enough that this probably didn't ruin his career....although not sure how much he has done since this film .

Do not waste your time. If you want to waste your time, at least watch something from Troma.

This is a awful movie. Utter waste of time. I don't mind the National Lampoon series but this is definitely scrapping the scum on the bottom of the barrel.

The plot is non existent. We know that the producer wants to produce a movie about dirty jokes. But the jokes instead of being witty or sarcastic or barbed; turn out to be like what you will hear in a playground. Told by 6 years old, with giggles.

Honestly, the script writers, directors, producers should have watch Spaceballs, Robin Hood - Men in tights or even Borat. At least we get comedy (albeit low-brow but not stale).

Sheesh, they could even have drunk dial Mel Brooks for advice.

To sum it in one word, anagram of "heist"

A producer walks into a building to pitch the idea for making a movie made up of dirty jokes. And they make it. That is literally the plot to this movie and it's absolutely terrible.

There is no reason for this movie to even exist. Get a bunch of friends together and go around the circle telling dirty and offensive jokes and occasionally open a Playboy magazine and stare at some naked women. It'll be the same thing and you'll have saved some money and time.

Don't bother with this unless you're 12 because I think that's the only age where you'd find this funny.

The only reason this film is getting 1 star is because there is no option for 0 stars. Do not waste any time watching this movie, the performances are just horrendous, script is just 'eugh'. Sometimes I wonder why people decide to even make films like this and waste $75k. There are two reasons someone might watch this; 1. To inflict self torture. 2. To put themselves to sleep. I know this review is harsh and I probably would not have wrote this review but I feel it is my duty to humanity to prevent innocents souls from being inflicted with the torture that is this whomping holy unfunny piece of manure.

This movie was soo awful I couldn't even watch it because it was all jokes that mostly weren't funny and very homophobic racist and sexist if I could allow this movie go never exist I would if someone of ur friends likes this u automatically disown em also the nudity didn't help it at all. I have never hated a movie soo bad as I did this the ##### movie idea is also stupid because most of them are really awful maybe besides scary movie and tbh I don't wanna see what goes on the creators head also putting a warning saying jokes might be offensive doesn't help at all its one of the worst movies probably ever.

I was stunned when I saw this movie, I was expecting it to be kind of stupid, lame jokes, etc, but as I went on, the brilliance of this movie became more and more clear: the dirty jokes, the storyline, the metaphores, the whole movie is a joke about how jokes are made!!! I don't understand why people are giving it poor scores for having offensive jokes, that's its purpose! It's undoubtedly the best comedy I've ever seen, between stupid fart jokes a kid could understand (do NOT let your kid watch this movie, he'll be expelled from school!), titties to please the uneducated, the story moves on and bring more-than-ever relevant issues regarding the real freedom of expression. Yes, some of the jokes are lame, but many are brilliant, and the discussions between the characters are insightful and thoughtful. loved it, will see it again

A man with a dream of making a movie with only dirty jokes (Meloni) goes to the head of National Lampoon (Klein) to get it made. It seems like forever ago when National Lampoon was in it's glory days (Animal House, Vacation). The last 10 or so have been pretty bad, this is the best one they have made since the original "Van Wilder". There is nothing to this movie but dirty joke after dirty joke acted out, for example there is a kid playing "little Johnny", etc.... A lot of the jokes are very offensive but I could not stop laughing. The best way to watch is in parts...after 20 min it loses its appeal becoming to repetitive, but I actually found it funny and if you are looking for a movie you don't have to thing about and just watch, then this is a good choice. I give it a B-.

Would I watch again? - Yes - With some of my friends who haven't seen it.

This movie is stupid, unfunny, and just isn't good. I feel like maybe it tried to be clever in there somewhere but mostly it's just offensive and written for 13 year old boys who want to watch R-Rated films (please don't let your child watch this). I'm no prude and am willing to humor crude and dirty humor but most of this is just offensive. There's one or two well timed rude jokes. Maybe this movie would be fine if you watch it in 5 minute clips and weren't entirely sober, but other than that nah. This is a National Lampoon movie you can skip watching. Honestly the biggest disappointment is that Christopher Meloni is excellent at delivering comedy but clearly he can't write it to save his life. Skip this movie. Go rewatch the vacations or Animal House.

This is an old movie so I must have my head examined for wasting my time to review it. I think the reason I am reviewing this Is primarily because I would like to point out that this is just another Hollywood movie that attacks the Catholic faith. Jewish people would not stand for this type of ridicule that is packaged covertly into what they are attempting to claim is an over the top shock value raunchy comedy. The more I see of these elements included in these movies it becomes apparent that the intention Can be described as propaganda to denigrathe Catholic faith. Well, they do insult all kinds in this movie. There is no question the target is catholics specifically specifically priests and nuns.

Offended easily, try another movie. The story line doesn't get in the way. Funnier every time I watch it.

This movie has something for everyone to hate. The dirtiest, raunchiest, rudest, nastiest most off color jokes ever created. Oh, and gratuitous nudity. If this offends you, don't bother. The premise is stupid, the production quality is as cheap as it gets, and I'm guessing that Meloni hopes no one ever sees this piece of trashiness. Still, it's pretty damn funny. It's not for everyone...hell, it's probably not for 99% of the population, and you have to assume that National Lampoon knew that going in and that didn't stop them. I'm almost ashamed to admit to how many of the jokes I had already heard.

If you are able to see the second surface in movies like "Borat" then this movie can be found as a very intelligent irony about film industry, entrepreneurs and moreover - human biases.

I can concern myself offended by Sacha Baron Cohen's movies but i know that this is a clever (and funny) way to focus our attention on very important (and yes, often extremely sensitive and private) social issues.

You can always concern such a movies straight forward but often for the movie makers this is a intended sly sense of humor.

Actually, this is one of my favourite comedy movies!

BTW. The office in the elevator - rules! :)

I think a collection of jokes are good. But I always think this movie can do better.

They tried, with certain talent, I just hope it can be craft better. Better and funnier plot on each jokes.

The scene and actor acting is medium, hope it could be classical acting and scene and clothes and jokes.

That's all. It is alright, but it can be classic and better jokes and better as a whole.

But I understand some good actor may not want to walk in a movie with such a theme.

I just feel this movie is done with less detail perfection. But the innovation and overall style is pretty out of the box.

I as a viewer, see some of the jokes are very constraint, I see torn soul from the writer and director. If you want to make a movie to not win critics good review, you should do it all the way. Make the extreme of it, I think all the elements can be done better.

I just feel like the character is done poorly, fake like a high school drama. With little attention.

For any kind of movie, any topic, need to do it with heart put into it.

If the style is setting a standard of school play with little budget, then I think the whole plan on the jokes need to be more smooth.

This movie has one purpose, to make you laugh at dirty jokes. That is the soul purpose of this movie and that is all it does, but it does it well. Sure you could listen to a stand-up comic tell the same jokes, but watching jokes be acted out as a movie is a fresh idea. So if you like stand-up comedy, you'll love this movie.

Basically this movie is about a guy who wants to make a movie about jokes that we as people all tell each other, you know the kind of jokes that could get you fired from your job because the joke is so offencive (yaa you know the kind). So the guy starts making the movie and we get to watch all the dirty jokes being acted out... Simple for sure, but it will affectively keep a grin on your face for the more part of the movie, and yes you will have a ton of new jokes to tell and stun all your friends with.

This movie is by far the best of all time.

I myself, hate watching movies more then once. This one I will watch anytime, and laugh every time.

It's that one beautiful movie someone finally made.

It's raunchy and entertaining.

Great Offensive humor. I really wish they would make a sequel to this movie.

If you have the least bit of an open mind and sense of humor, I demand you watch this.

This movie should have 10 stars, haters gone hate.

I have seen this movie some years ago and I cannot forget it. The reason is simple: this movie had a purpose and the purpose was not just give you some laugh. This movie states a view about humor and jokes, a view that really must be heard.

It is not a simple movie as many might think. It takes a while to trust it and let it play with your way of thinking some very sensitive matters...

I suggest you are openminded and you will be astonished for all those that you can take from this movie, something that hardly someone can say for movies with much higher budgets...

Sorry for my english. I have already recommended it to all my friends!

It's Bold movie I give it that It's funny movie Shocking a bet I didn't appreciate making children say adult jokes But in general it made me laugh It's moqing the movie,s industry Using shocking jokes and scenes

This movie contains nearly every funny joke I have ever heard and much more! I'm sure that there are those who like to feel sorry for themselves who may not like it but I think it was a breath of fresh air in the stale comedy world we have become.

I have seen scenes in other movies which were as funny, but this was hilarious from start to finish! I immediately bought the DVD.