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Dial M for Middlesbrough

[talking about his plans for his and Gemma's wedding]
Terry: Dead classy. You heard of them chocolate fountains? We're having a gravy fountain, surrounded by veg.

[Jed is on the phone to a prospective customer]
Jed: I'm telling you now what I've told you before. We do *not* have rats here. We prefer to call them "urban badgers".
Evie: "A magical wilderness memory" provided at no extra cost.
Jed: [shouts] You hear that? No extra cost. You're receiving free badgers off me.

Penny: Remember, we have each other. One heart, two people, four legs.
[Penny and Phil place their pendants next to each other: the emblems fit together to make a heart]
Penny: One purpose.
Evie: [whispers to Jed] And not a brain cell between them.

[Neil sees graffiti "YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT" on a neighbouring caravan]
Neil: Hmm.
[he closes his caravan door, revealing more grafitti "YOUR NEXT"]
Neil: Oh dear God. This is just awful.
Neil: [shouts] It's Y-O-U apostrophe R-E! Honestly. The education system in this country.

[Terry shields Gemma from boules which are being fired at high speed from a machine by the murderer; the boules hit his bottom and his back]
Terry: Oh God, my ribs.
Gemma: Which ones?
Terry: All of them. Even the ones in my legs.

[Susan produces a ragu which has an eyeball and various other body parts floating in it]
Susan: They're in there, all right. I can strain them out, but you'll still have the flavour of them. We can chuck some salt in, but it's going to be hard to forget that it's made of people.
Edna: The air is thick with spirit moving on to the next world. Souls colliding and clamouring for peace. And all in a tangy, garlicky sauce.
Terry: Thank you for sharing.

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