Scary Bride

When I first glanced at this movie, I thought: Ok, I'll give it a chance, you never know when you might find a pearl in the middle of the manure. But this movie really takes it to another level: terrible performances and a plot that makes no sense. The characters move and speak as if they just stepped out of The Sims.

If you're looking for a movie to laugh at, this is definitely not it. Scary Bride has characters so dull that if you don't fall asleep, you must have a lot of willpower. And the idea could have worked, a bachelor goes to another country to find a girlfriend, but somehow they manage to ruin everything.

The movie tries to be a mix of horror and comedy, but what you really get seems more like a video made by friends in a basement trying to get into film university.

The Foley sound effects and the voice overs are way too overbearing in this film. I found this the same way in other B films and I just can't watch them. Just use a mic when filming.

So, if you're a fan of "le genre sexploitation" - this is for you. It's a proper old trashy B-movie with terrible acting and scenario. Although, the daft lines from the taxi driver made me chuckle (he earned 3 points from me for this crap).

SMFH. Horrible. Simply horrible. Plain old fashion horrible. Just horrible.

It's the worst movie I've ever seen, looks so lame and too way far to be professional, not scary not even funny! Just a stupid and disgusting movie.