- Brett Hand: I was only hired because my face is too generic to show up on Satellites! I'm a nobody just like my Father said!
- Magic Myc: I remember everything! It's you guys! I hate you guys. Hang on, there's one missing. Brett! The big dumb pussy with all the Mormon Energy.
- J.R. Scheimpough: I've never seen a more natural smile out of Mark Zuckerberg!
- Mark Zuckerberg: [giggles nervously, catches a fly with his tongue]
- Keanu: Let's go back to LA. I feel drained after so much squinting meaningfully into the distance.
- Neil Armstrong: One!