- Johnny Lee Miller: What are you watching, Angelina?
- Angelina Jolie: It's called porn, Johnny. Disgusting, uncut, hardcore porn direct from Estonia where there's no legislation at all... Women doing it with baboons, men gang-banging squirrels, images you're never able to erase from your mind... Plumbers knocking on doors... Just pure filth!
- Johnny Lee Miller: When you're finished, can I watch teletubbies?