- Lola Beck: We're fucked.
- Jingo Ryan: Yeah. That's exactly what I've been saying.
- Holly Little: You shouldn't talk like that. That's blasphemy.
- Lola Beck: You're a goddamn flight attendant, so stow it.
- Johnny Rico: Can you walk soldier?
- Pvt. Slug Skinner: Yes sir.
- Johnny Rico: Good. Give us a hand. Pick up that arm and find out who it belongs to.
- Pvt. Slug Skinner: Yes sir!
- Holly Little: And there's even more good news, believers, because it's official: God's back, and he's a citizen, too!
- Link Manion: The sky marshall's coming here?
- Johnny Rico: Ask him for an autograph, Lieutenant Manion, and I will have you shot.
- [Slug removes his underwear revealing his privates]
- Sunday: Hm. I guess that's why his mama called him Slug.
- Bull Brittles: He thinks God is a Bug?
- Lola Beck: He's got religion. Their religion.
- Holly Little: Bug religion?
- Bull Brittles: That's crazy.
- Holly Little: That's blasphemy!
- Bull Brittles: What do we do now?
- Holly Little: Maybe we should kill him.
- Lola Beck: Why, because he's crazy? Or he believes in God like you?
- Holly Little: It's the wrong God!
- Sgt. Kirby: You know what I think, Sir?
- Johnny Rico: What's that, Sergeant?
- Sgt. Kirby: I think it's a good day to die, Sir!
- Johnny Rico: Outstanding!
- Sky Marshal Omar Anoke: [to the God Bug] I have made this great journey. I have evolved. I have sacrificed *all* so that I may create with you a great peace. And they're fucking it up!
- Official voice: Across the federation, federation experts agree that: A: God exists, B: He's on our side, C: He wants us to win.
- Lola Beck: I'm heading for the Fleet marine lander. They've got weapons, and maybe even a com that works. And it's only a hundred klicks away.
- Bull Brittles: Only a hundred klicks away? We ain't got rations for that.
- Lola Beck: You're fat. You won't need any.
- Admiral Enolo Phid: The revival of religious worship here, and in the outer colonies, will not be tolerated if it leads to... sedition! Or in any way destabilizes our war effort.
- Admiral Enolo Phid: Look at him.
- Admiral Enolo Phid: The most powerful man in the galaxy finds God, and what does he do?
- Admiral Enolo Phid: Exactly what he's told.He's a Bug.
- Admiral Enolo Phid: Doesn't think, doesn't protest, doesn't rebel.
- Admiral Enolo Phid: That's the kind of attitude that wins wars.
- Admiral Enolo Phid: You know, Dix... I think these Bugs are onto something.
- Admiral Enolo Phid: This could just be the greatest weapon of them all.
- Sky Marshal Omar Anoke: Lieutenant Manion, isn't it?
- Link Manion: Yes, sir.
- Sky Marshal Omar Anoke: Care to give me the post tour?
- Link Manion: Me? I have all your songs, sir.
- Johnny Rico: Are you ready for Marauder? Join the Mobile Infantry and see if you have what it takes to be a citizen.
- [salutes]
- Johnny Rico: See you on the bounce, trooper!