- Nanduji: Don't think of seducing the award organiser Ashok Kumar Shaayar, He's a Gay.
- Jigyaasa Mathur: Don't worry nanduji, I've got other plans for him.
- Jigyaasa Mathur: I want Monisha Singh to lick my feets and clean up my home.
- Haider Lala: I'll fix her up for you. Relax!
- Anthony Mascerenhas: I want you to treat me like your Dog. I want to be your Slave. I want you to tear me apart.
- Jigyaasa Mathur: I can do that. But after that i will not take guarantee of your Life.