- Long Shot: [before opening the plane's door] Is that you Bennett? Shit. Come on mothefucker. I wanna make sure you keep that shitty little grin on your face. All the way to hell!
- Frank: Excuse me, miss. I'll take a rum coke please. Rude me, make that two.
- Megan: [Truman shows the handcuffs so Megan would know Frank is a prisoner] Right, how about a coke?
- Frank: If a little bit bacardi would find its way in there. It would be our little secret, huh.
- Megan: Anything for you mister...
- Truman: Burrows, Truman. But no thank you.
- Frank: And I'm Frank. Frank Lee Strathmore. It's a name with a rich tradition, my family...
- Truman: She doesn't need to hear your family history, Frank.
- Frank: [to Megan] Look, I don't expect to be tied up long. Just a couple of parking ticket kinda things, really. I mean, how about if you and I meet at the Eiffel Tower around midnight?
- Truman: [to Megan] I'm sorry to disappoint you but Frank here, he's gonna be a little busy.
- Megan: That's okay. Truman, if you guys need anything let me know.
- Truman: Thank you.
- Megan: Okay.
- Frank: [Megan leaves] Truman? Truman? That pretty well does it for me. Look if you play your cards right, she could be cuffing you later.
- Truman: You're gonna shut up and drink your coke.
- Frank: You know you got the wrong man?
- Truman: Yeah, that's why Interpol has your face all over the Internet.
- Frank: It's a classic case of mistaken identity.
- Truman: Yeah.
- Frank: Hey, hey. Burrows, you can't treat me like this. I'm not guilty. It's not fair, bouncing me over the world to stand trial here and there for something I did not do. I'm not guilty. I'm not guilty, I have a clear conscience. I'm not guilty.
- Truman: Yeah.
- Frank: What is it going to take to convince you that I'm innocent.
- Truman: An act of god. Now shut up before I make you eat that flotation device you're sitting on.
- Frank: [about the shaking of the plane] Maybe this little diversion will keep my mind of your tasteless cheap suit.
- Truman: Would you feel better if I was in a bitch ass orange jumpsuit, like the one you're gonna be wearing for the rest of your life.
- Frank: There you go getting nasty again. While I'm nearly offering a criticism on that citorial horrorshow you call a suit. However I do like the shirt, does it come in men style? And for your information, the jumpsuits in France are some sort of burgundy, yeah.
- Truman: Well you should look nice in that colour. And I know a colour corsage to get you when Big Pierre makes you his wife.
- Frank: Someone sounds a wee bit jealous.
- Truman: Yeah.