- Christopher Moltisanti: so?
- J.T. Dolan: [sarcastically] yeah good morning to you too
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to the money he owes Christopher] you got it?
- J.T. Dolan: [amused] Jesus you are a fuckin trip,
- J.T. Dolan: [introducing himself to Little Paulie by extending his hand] JT, by the way
- J.T. Dolan: What the fuck is this, fuckin "Pulp Fiction"?Am I supposed to be afraid?
- Little Paulie Germani: I don't know, I didn't see it.
- J.T. Dolan: [Eventually shrugs] You're really being a prick. I told you I need more time. I don't have the money
- Christopher Moltisanti: Then fuckin get it
- J.T. Dolan: Chris, you know me, what could you possibly do that I haven't already been through?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm positive we'll think of something
- Fran Felstein: I was sorry to hear about your mother.
- Tony Soprano: Least she didn't suffer.
- [pause]
- Tony Soprano: She made all of us suffer instead.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What was it like sitting sitting there with Fran?
- Tony Soprano: It was a little weird at first. Here I am comforting my father's mistress, my mother's lyin' there dead.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Are you attracted to her?
- Tony Soprano: Come on, she's old enough to be my mother.
- [Dr. Melfi shrugs]
- Tony Soprano: Oh, Jesus Christ, it's an expression. Don't cream yourself. I did not want to fuck my mother! You should have seen her in her housedress with that hairnet. This conversation would be over in two seconds.
- Phil Leotardo: [During a sit-down] six hundred and twenty-five k for the track plus all that land, that's it?
- Hesh: That was a zoning restriction: you're lucky we got a buyer at all
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Here's what I propose: Tony gets one fifty, twenty-five percent comes from you, and the other seventy-five percent of that comes from Hesh
- Phil Leotardo: Jesus Christ that's like forty grand, you've got to be kidding me John
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Am I smiling?
- Phil Leotardo: You got some balls kid. I'll give you that much
- Tony Soprano: You'll give me what I tell you to give me
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Whoa Tony
- Silvio Dante: Take it easy, take it easy
- Tony Soprano: Fuck that. This ain't the 70's, and I'm not a kid
- Phil Leotardo: Relax, it's an expression
- Tony Soprano: Well, here's another one expression. You got five days to give me my money
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Referring to the gambling debt JT incurred while playing in the high stakes poker] what're you fuckin crazy?
- J.T. Dolan: Define crazy. I'm good for it. I'm up for this Dick Wolf thing if I get on staff its like month's salary
- Christopher Moltisanti: Well, how about this fuckin month?
- J.T. Dolan: You think you could spot me for a while? I got some child support too
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'll cover this and give you three grand for incidentals. That's sixty thousand all together
- J.T. Dolan: I've been up only for two days, I still can add
- Christopher Moltisanti: Good, then add two points every week until I'm paid in fuckin full
- J.T. Dolan: [Referring to the interest Christopher is including in the loan] your charging me vig?
- Christopher Moltisanti: On top of the principle is compounded if your late. That's twelve hundred one week from today. Don't give me that look. This is your problem. I will not fuckin enable you
- Tony Soprano: [Referring to his father] I don't fuckin live with my mistress. I mean his fuckin slippers?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Go on
- Tony Soprano: When I left there, I started thinking about it: when I was sixteen years old I came home from school and there was this note from my aunt Quinn. My mother became pregnant, another kid after my sister Barbra "change of life" baby they called it. She started bleeding and I was supposed to find my father and get him over there ASAP. I called every number I had. I left messages all over town then finally ten o'clock at night he called me back. He came and got me the next morning. We went to the hospital, walked into her room. She could've fuckin died from a miscarriage, fuck her
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Was there any blame on his part? This man you emulate? The lies? The betrayals with other women?
- Tony Soprano: [Remains silent]
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Listen to me, this is very important, your mother had her faults but after all this time what should we do with this woman? Burn her at the stake? You need to forgive her and move on
- Tony Soprano: [Realizes she's right by changing the subject] she made my father give my dog away
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I thought your father was a big tough guy?
- Tony Soprano: He probably he didn't want to hear her bullshit anymore, gave my dog away to his girlfriend's kid, big fuckin deal, if it was up to her, she would've had it killed
- J.T. Dolan: [Telling him about his troubles] I met with the Dick Wolf guy. They hired some kid from Yale. Plus now the money I owe you. My ex fuckin wife
- Christopher Moltisanti: How many times have you shot up?
- J.T. Dolan: [Shrugs] five, six. I thought I had it under control. I lost it
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Shakes his head] stupid fuck you were doing so good now you fucked it all up
- J.T. Dolan: Where do you get the right?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Your going to use, why didn't you call your sponsor?
- J.T. Dolan: I couldn't get him
- Christopher Moltisanti: Why the fuck didn't you call me?
- J.T. Dolan: [Remains silent]
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while Christopher pounds on his door] I know you're in there. You're casting a shadow over the peep hole
- J.T. Dolan: [after letting him in, casually] hey
- Christopher Moltisanti: What're you "ducking" me?
- J.T. Dolan: No, I thought you this girl. She's a pain in the ass
- Christopher Moltisanti: What the fuck? Where you been?
- J.T. Dolan: Working, I told you I got those TV pitch meetings. I was going to call you
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah so why didn't you?
- J.T. Dolan: [Referring to Atlantic City] alright you want the truth? I was away. I went to AC
- Christopher Moltisanti: Where's my money?
- J.T. Dolan: I don't have it yet
- Christopher Moltisanti: But you went to AC?
- J.T. Dolan: I have a meeting next week with René Bulsay. Dick Wolf's right hand guy. He likes my stuff, he told my agent. I'm going to be on staff
- Christopher Moltisanti: I got out of that business because people fuck you over. Jon Favreau fagot cock sucker tried to steal my ideas
- J.T. Dolan: Bro listen, I swear on everything holy I'll have your money next week
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while leaving JT's apartment] that wasn't the deal. I'll be back tomorrow, don't make me a jerk off
- Dr. Harry Winer: It could've been another TIA, it's hard to tell, was any of this accompanied by a lapse in memory?
- Janice Soprano: [after Janice and Tony shrug] I don't know
- Dr. Harry Winer: [to Tony and Janice, referring to Junior] Had you brought him in right away, I'd might have more answers
- Junior Soprano: That medicine stopped working, I took more and didn't do shit, I feel like the walking dead
- Dr. Harry Winer: Medication sometimes is like cooking: we need to adjust the ingredients
- Junior Soprano: Who gives a shit? I'm so fuckin blue
- Tony Soprano: Well, what'd you expect? All you do is go to funerals all the time
- Junior Soprano: I'm trapped, what's the point? God damn house arrest: my life is only death, I'm living in a grave. I beat prison and for what? I have no children, will somebody please explain this to me?
- Junior Soprano: Fran Felstein? That was classy
- Tony Soprano: She had great legs for an old broad
- Junior Soprano: I was in love with that woman: she was the reason I never married, I wanted to propose, I had the ring all picked out
- Tony Soprano: So, what, she turned you down?
- Junior Soprano: I hesitated, how could I bring this life we live on a woman? Anyway, she took it as a sign I wasn't interested and then one night we were all at the 500 club to see Enzo Stuarti, your father shows up, with size four suit with a two-inch lapel, and that was that. She never knew my feelings, what could I do? For years, I suffered in silence
- J.T. Dolan: My new agent, next week he's got me set up to meet Dick Wolf's guy.
- Christopher Moltisanti: I seen Dick Wolf at Rao's one night. Guy's got his own limo.
- J.T. Dolan: That *Law & Order* money? The guy could have his own battleship.
- Tony Soprano: [referring to his father's former mistress] So I talked to her for like an hour, turns out her and my old man had a "thing", right up until he died. He got from her what he couldn't get at home, support, love, a smile when you walk through the fuckin door
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Do you think that justifies his infidelity?
- Tony Soprano: She drove him into that woman's arms, my mother, to all his women. I'll tell you one thing: all the years he was rotten in that grave, I can't remember once my mother visiting him but this lady Fran...
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [interrupts him] It's possible your mother found it very painful?
- Tony Soprano: [sarcastically] Oh, poor her
- J.T. Dolan: Enough of my shit, how you doing?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Good, you know, working the program
- J.T. Dolan: oh yeah?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I had some fuckin wine alright, is that what you wanna hear?
- J.T. Dolan: [disappointed] When was this?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to an AA meeting] I don't know: my fiancée was in a car crash. I didn't even like it, I went to a meeting the next day
- J.T. Dolan: But no slips since then?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I've been sober and I've been high, sober is better
- J.T. Dolan: You know you call me anytime, right?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after noticing JT is in a hurry to leave] What, you got a date?
- J.T. Dolan: I gotta meet somebody: a friend
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to the check for their meal] Go ahead, I'll get this
- J.T. Dolan: Thanks bro, call me, I'm serious
- Fran Felstein: Your father used to bring me flowers everyday flowers and lingerie. I'm making chicken: Cuban style with black beans
- Tony Soprano: [after noticing a picture of a boy with a dog] Who's this?
- Fran Felstein: [referring to the airline company] Oh, my son Bruce, he married an Israeli girl, he's a food service director for El Al
- Tony Soprano: No, the dog
- Fran Felstein: He was a gift from your dad
- Tony Soprano: What, when?
- Tony Soprano: [when suddenly occurring to him] Oh, this is my fuckin dog!
- Tony Soprano: [becoming emotional] Excuse me, I'm sorry, this was my dog! His name was "Tippy"
- Fran Felstein: Your dad never said that
- Tony Soprano: I don't fuckin believe this: my mother made him give the dog away
- Fran Felstein: [referring to euthanizing the pet] Bruce loved him. I mean... he had him for almost ten years, until he moved to Tel Aviv, then I had to put him to "sleep"
- Fran Felstein: [shows him another picture of her] Us, outside the Laughing Quarter
- Tony Soprano: [noticing the resemblance between his friend and the pianist, jokingly] Holy shit, look at Hesh, George Gershwin
- Fran Felstein: He was a whoremaster and a cheat. You know he screwed me out of my retirement money? Against your dad's wishes by the way
- Tony Soprano: What're you talking about?
- Fran Felstein: Don't get me started
- Tony Soprano: No, come on, what happened?
- Fran Felstein: Your dad owned a racetrack with the midget auto racing
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, the Chickamauga Racing in New Zealand
- Fran Felstein: Him, Herman and some other guy "Phil... something", with the hair from New York
- Tony Soprano: [remind her of Phil's surname] Leotardo, my father cut him in half over a poker debt
- Fran Felstein: [referring to his share in the profits] Johnny always told me his "piece" would go to me and couldn't put me in his will, obviously. When your dad passed, I called Hesh, he sent me five hundred bucks
- Tony Soprano: [surprised] That's it?
- Fran Felstein: [before becoming upset] No
- Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ, I wished you called me
- Fran Felstein: Bruce sends me money occasionally
- Tony Soprano: That's not the point: it's my father's wishes
- Fran Felstein: Look, forget it. Seriously, I'm sorry... . I shouldn't even brought it up
- Tony Soprano: Listen, after we eat, wanna take a ride?
- J.T. Dolan: [while working out in a gym] Man, I'm so glad you called, I really needed this
- Christopher Moltisanti: so?
- J.T. Dolan: so, what?
- Christopher Moltisanti: there's nothing you wanna talk about? I was honest with you the other night
- Christopher Moltisanti: [when JT doesn't respond] what, you're telling me you're not "using"?
- J.T. Dolan: [surprised] what?
- Christopher Moltisanti: you ran out of IHOP like you were on fire, you were "jonzing" like a motherfucker
- J.T. Dolan: I was meeting this girl: we were going to the track, the Meadowlands, I didn't wanna miss the last race. I am totally clean and sober
- Christopher Moltisanti: [relived] Jesus Christ, I was positive you fuckin "slipped"
- J.T. Dolan: [hugs him] thank you man, I appreciate your concern
- Christopher Moltisanti: I could've saved you a trip, I'll take your "action"
- J.T. Dolan: you take a "dime" each on the Yankees in St. Louis?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [jokingly] whoa, high roller
- J.T. Dolan: I just got a three grand residual on a "That's Life" episode
- Christopher Moltisanti: what, that fake Guinea-fest with Paul Sorvino? That was totally unrealistic
- Hesh: [referring to Tony's father Johnny Boy and Fran Felstein] He told me to look out for her so, I sent her some money, which is a hell of a lot more than anybody else did
- Tony Soprano: [irritated] Oh, so all these years, you decided to keep his end for yourself?
- Hesh: Why, so she could give it to some trull? Besides, I thought I had it coming? With Phil Leotardo in the can for twenty years, who do you think's been running that place? Collecting the rent? Filing the taxes? All that bullshit?
- Tony Soprano: What about my share, all those years I never saw a dime?
- Tony Soprano: [sits down in front of him] You're my father's friend, my friend
- Hesh: Oh, if I'm such a good friend how come I never see you?
- Tony Soprano: What? I come see you. I'm fuckin busy
- Hesh: [sarcastically] Never too busy to call me at 2am to hear your problems, though?
- Tony Soprano: One time that happened: my therapist was on vacation
- Hesh: Listen, if you want his end, kid? You got it. It's twenty five percent: the closing's not for two weeks and I would appreciate it, if you'd call Phil Leotardo and tell him he should assume part of that burden
- Tony Soprano: [referring to Fran Felstein] Despite how you feel, my father loved this woman
- Hesh: She's not such a bad person but I don't know, something... about her always rubbed me the wrong way
- J.T. Dolan: [jokingly, greeting him in the Bada Bing strip club] Don Provolone, you see that fucking game?
- J.T. Dolan: [after Christopher hands him money from a bet they made] remind me to send Jeter a dozen roses
- Christopher Moltisanti: want to parlay it?
- J.T. Dolan: I was thinking I'd check out that Indian casino and play some poker
- Christopher Moltisanti: you want in on a real game, I'll "hook" you up, high stakes, exclusive clientele: David Lee Roth
- J.T. Dolan: I'm telling you man, playing cards, games of chance, I never really "dug" it before. I was never that good at math but there's something about that excitement... I don't know
- J.T. Dolan: [when he doesn't respond] what is wrong? I win one bet and you look like your gonna cry?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to the superintendent of his apartment building] I fucked up again: my "super" came by this morning, we had some weed
- J.T. Dolan: [adamantly, referring to his sponsor from rehab] you have got to call someone before you use, not after
- Christopher Moltisanti: I know, I just wanted to see if I can get high like a "normal" person
- J.T. Dolan: you're not "normal", neither of us are and on top of that you ask me meet you in a bar?
- Tony Soprano: So, I saw my uncle Jun, he says hello
- Fran Felstein: [surprised] Junior? Jesus, how's he doing?
- Tony Soprano: I don't know if you know it, he was always a little hot for you
- Fran Felstein: He was practically a stalker
- Tony Soprano: He said he suffered in silence
- Fran Felstein: [doubtful] Suffered in silence? He used to sulk outside my building at all hours: weird phone calls. I always had a hunch he'd tell Livia about me and Johnny
- Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ
- Fran Felstein: She was a handsome woman, your mother, not sexy exactly but statuesque