- Gurukant Desai: You gave me five minutes to talk, I finished in four and half minutes, that's 30 seconds profit. PROFIT!
- K R Menon I.A.S: What was your name again?
- Gurukant Desai: Not was. Is. And will always remain. Gurukant Desai.
- Gurukant Desai: There is a saying in our village: "If people say bad things about you, you must be doing something good."
- Sujatha: [Sujata suddenly insists on coming with Gurukant just before his train leaves]
- Gurukant Desai: But you don't have any luggage!
- Sujatha: [indignant] Can't you buy me a few saris?
- [Guru comes home from Turkey]
- Gurukant Desai: [spreading his arms out] Everything is written from HERE...
- Gurukant Desai, Sujatha: [singing] Tum Ta Ra Rum, Ta Ra Mast Mast / Ta Ra Rum, Ta Ra Rum, Ta Ra Mast Mast / Ta Ra Rum, Ta Rum Pum / Ta Rum Pum, Bin Tera Jeena...
- Shyam Saxena: [In a sarcastic tone, after electricity is cut off at The Independent press] Make 3 guesses.
- Meenakshi Gupta: [Responding in equivalent sarcasm] Guru Bhai, Guru Bhai and Guru Bhai.
- Gurukant Desai: [Addressing an empty Wankhede Stadium in a completely exhausted voice after winning the court case in the movie's final scene] Guru Bhai's greetings to every member of the Shakti Corporation family. My old man used to say that don't dream coz dreams NEVER come true. But I dreamt.
- [Camera focussing on Abhishek Bachchan from the front]
- Gurukant Desai: WE dreamt.
- [Camera turns around with the stadium completely packed with staff and shareholders]
- Gurukant Desai: So, did we fulfill our dream ?
- [Receives a resounding response from the crowd]
- Gurukant Desai: Have we become INDIA'S LARGEST COMPANY ?
- [Crowd responds in affirmative]
- Gurukant Desai: Well, should we just stop here ?
- [Crowd enthusiastically disagrees]
- Gurukant Desai: Or should we proceed to become the world's largest company ?
- [Crowd responds more energetically]
- Gurukant Desai: Let's tell the world we are on the way !
- [End credits roll]