- Ginger Farley: Are you afraid of my family?
- Barry Munday: Yes, each one of them individually and as a group.
- Ginger Farley: One trip to my doctor to ask him questions about his other patients' vaginas is not stepping up.
- Ginger Farley: So, don't ask me why, but my parents want to meet you. They want you to come to dinner tomorrow night.
- Barry Munday: Oh.
- Ginger Farley: It's stupid, so -- I mean, it's not my idea. If you don't want to go, I'll just tell them that you don't want to go and that'll be the end of it.
- Barry Munday: No, I'll go.
- Ginger Farley: My parents won't like you..
- Barry Munday: Uh, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but that dress doesn't do you justice.
- Ginger Farley: That's interesting, Barry. You didn't seem to have a problem with this dress the night you pulled it off my body and had sex with me!
- Ginger Farley: Just so you know, my parents think that you put drugs in my drink and had intercourse with me while I was unconscious.
- Doctor: Barry, I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you, but we couldn't save them.
- Barry Munday: Save who?
- Carol Munday: Oh, Barry! Your testes!
- Doctor: Testicles. We had to remove both. We really tried to save the left one, but it was simply too ruptured.
- Lida Griggs: Is it true?
- Barry Munday: Um... .
- Lida Griggs: Did you show her your penis?
- Barry Munday: What?
- Lida Griggs: You whore!
- Dr. Shriver: Hey, Ginger. How're we feeling?
- Ginger Farley: Well, my feet are swollen, I pee 2,000 times a day, I haven't taken a shit since Tuesday, and my nipples are, like, black!
- Ginger Farley: I appreciate it, but my baby won't be wearing diapers. I mean, why is we can teach a kitten just a few months old to use a sandbox - but a child, infinitely more intelligent, walks around shitting in their pants for two years?
- Jennifer Farley: Pervert!
- Barry Munday: All right, check it! Ten o'clock on a Saturday night, I saw Jennifer as the featured dancer at a nudie club called The Beaver Tree!