- Lionel Bradford: I hate it when he says "meat stew" like that. Why doesn't he just tell us what's in it?
- Terence Kahn: It's meat.
- Lionel Bradford: Mmm-hmmm. More like mystery meat.
- Pep Clemente: Yeah, but it's starting to taste more and more like -
- [they stop and see Dewey leaving droppings in the stew pot]
- Pep Clemente: Dog, you just read my mind.
- Shane Fahey: [as he prepares for bed, Shane builds a wall of pillows between himself and Dewey] And you better not snore.
- [Dewey farts while asleep]
- Shane Fahey: You're such a jerk.
- [Dewey continues farting, Shane groans]
- Joe Musto: Went down pretty hard in that ladder climbing competition. Good thing you landed on your head.
- Terence Kahn: [chuckles] Yeah.
- [slight pause everyone laughs.; then realizes what he meant]
- Terence Kahn: Yeah.
- Captain Jessie Presley: Looks like I owe you an apology.
- Connor Fahey: For what?
- Captain Jessie Presley: Your mascot. He isn't afraid of fire.
- [cut to Dewey putting out a fire]
- Connor Fahey: He isn't afraid of anything.
- Lionel Bradford: Oh my God. It's the Ark of the Covenant
- Pep Clemente: No. This is a fully water-jacketed 900 horsepower 'We ain't never arriving last on the scene again.' That's what this is.
- Lionel Bradford: Yeah.
- Terence Kahn: [Pep arrives at the party] Since when are *you* a girl?
- Pep Clemente: Stop staring. You'll burn holes.