- Camille Foster: [about breaking Silas' probation] Niagara Falls is where people go when they're in love. And that's the real law.
- Sheriff Foster: You're a lucky man, Silas. That girl would do just about anything for you.
- Camille Foster: Silas! Come on out here, Tiger!
- Silias: Except maybe shut up.
- Silias: [punches him in the gut] You know, every marriage has problems in the first year. Yours just happen to be in the first couple hours. I know you're going to work them out. Cuz if you don't, I'm just gonna have to send you back to prison.
- Silias: You know, that's a nasty habit to get into.
- Camille Foster: Well, it's a good time for a bad habit. Besides, I think the risk of lung cancer decreases when you don't have lungs anymore.
- [first lines]
- Mrs. Foster: Didn't we settle on this dress?
- Camille Foster: It's got straps. It makes me look chunky.
- Mrs. Foster: If you were any thinner, you'd snap in two and blow away.
- Camille Foster: Now, Mama, my tushy's a bit cushy.
- Cowboy Bob: Your missus seems kinda tuckered.
- Silias: She's dead.
- Cowboy Bob: Oh yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. When I haven't slept, well, I can hardly get started that day.
- Silias: No, not tired. She's dead.
- Cowboy Bob: In what sense?
- Silias: She's decayin', failin' apart. It gets worse every minute.
- Cowboy Bob: Well, she doesn't seem too upset about it.