Zitate

12 oz. Mouse

Police Officer: [to Mouse, who has broken into a music store and started playing a guitar] That was sweet!
Police Officer: [hums rock and roll tune]
Police Officer: Rock and roll!
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: It's called F-Off... to you... so take a hint.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: We just spent $64,000 in that bar. We're going to have to get jobs, to cover up the fact that we rob banks.

Eye: I'm having fun at your part"eye".
Shark: Yeah, thanks, uh, love it over there... away from me... in Canada... or farther.

Police Officer: [after being covered with blood] Is that ice cream? Awesome.

Shark: So let me get this straight.
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Okay.
Shark: I sent you out to pick up a client and take him to a meeting.
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yes. Yes, sir.
Shark: Instead of that, you took him to a porno set where he starred in his very first porno, then you blew him up...
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Wrong. That didn't happen.
Shark: Then you robbed a bank.
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Robbed a bank?
Shark: Threw up on a woman...
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [incredulous] Whaaaaat?
Shark: And sang to the police.
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: That didn't happen. I didn't do that.
Shark: So what did you do?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I did what I wanted to do.
Shark: Which was what, again?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: All things. Allllll.

Shark: You know what they say? That I'm gonna give you one more chance. Do they always say that?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Oh, yeah. I think I'll give you one more chance!
[Mouse pulls out a gun and shoots the Shark multiple times]
Shark: Bulletproof.

Shark: [referring to Mouse's job] You didn't do it, did you?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: No, no I did.
Shark: No no no no no... don't lie. 'Cause you didn't do it, did you?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Did
Shark: What was the job?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: To do things.
Shark: For what?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Mmm...
Shark: And don't say money.
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Rubles...
[pause]
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Barney Rubles.
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [jumping onto the desk, noticing the ghost-like person in the room] Hey, who's the ghost?
Shark: That's the new guy.

Green Sweatered Woman: I don't have to tell you who I am. You don't ask me who I am, you don't know me, you don't need to know who I am, you don't know who I am, you don't ask me who I am, you don't know me, you don't need to know who I am, you don't know who I am.
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I know. No one knows who you are. Congratulations.
Green Sweatered Woman: I don't have to say thank you to you. I said I don't have to say thank you to you. I don't have to say thank you to you. I said I don't have to say thank you to you. I don't have to say thank you to you.
[Mouse & Co. pull out guns and shoot her]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: All right. There's a special-effects guy outside. He did the work on Black Beast. He the best. There's not an entire beast in the movie, but you think there is. He's that good. He's gonna make a mold of your head.
Golden Joe: Say what!
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: He's gonna make a mold... of your Golden Joe head. Then I'm gonna take it to Shark. He's gonna think you're dead. But you're not... not yet.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I could get lost in this... field of corn dogs. But I'd never get hungry I could eat... corn dogs.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: This is all like some sort of puke dream that I can't seem to shake the sweats from.

Shark: A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land.

Police Officer: Bro... I don't know if you know... but, like, if this freaks you out just let me know... but, like, Joe and me and... let me know if Joe...

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I love a party. With clowns and cakes. You know, I can't remember the last time I was at a party, and that is what is driving me out of my brains.

Roostre: ...and so, uh, now when I sleep I pull the covers over my ears because my sheets are banana spies.

Golden Joe: Man, let's roll from here, man!
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Mmmm... let's go out later. I want to drink some... so I can drive.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What do you know about tanks?
Golden Joe: They are big as hell!
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: They're also good for busting squirrels out of jail. But first... this tank needs some liquor.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: We're going to be Rock Stars. But first... we must burgle.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I'm hungry too, but there's nothing but a hand and a cold phone in the icebox.

Police Officer: Umm, is that your stolen jet outside? With those bags of money in the backseat?
[chuckles]
Police Officer: Dude?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Does it have bullet holes in it?
Police Officer: Um... no.
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Then it's not mine, is it?

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