- Nick Savage: Do the words "he's gone let's party" ring a bell?
- Chris Savage: That was a private conversation between me and everybody in the teen center!
- Jack Savage: Chris... Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.
- Chris Savage: I heard you the first time!
- Jack Savage: You're failing five classes?
- Sam Savage: [pointing to T.J., then the dog, then Jack] You're a liar, you can't catch a frisbee, and you use to much gel!
- Sam Savage: [looking at Nick who is glaring back] I got no beef with you!
- [runs out the door]
- Jack Savage: It's not gel, it's pomade.