- Casanova: Casanova, the philosopher? Who devotes his life to the perfection of experience? Yes, I know him.
- Francesca Bruni: No, Casanova the libertine, who devotes his life to seducing women.
- Casanova: Well, we're obviously talking about the same person.
- Francesca Bruni: Give me a man who is man enough to give himself just to the woman who is worth him. If that woman were me I would love him alone and forever.
- Giovanni Bruni: You've sullied my love. Victoria Donato is my fiancée.
- Casanova: Is she?
- Giovanni Bruni: Yes. In the sense that I am going to marry her.
- Casanova: Ah. Well, she never mentioned that.
- Giovanni Bruni: Of course she didn't. I haven't asked her yet.
- Servant Girl: My Lady says the pig must stay outside, but the animal, we'll take.
- Casanova: I have too long dominated the conversation. What are your thoughts on the matter?
- Francesca Bruni: What did you just say?
- Lord Papprizzio: You see that trunk over there shaped vaguely like a salami?
- Fulvio: Yes...
- Lord Papprizzio: Well, it's filled with salamis.
- Casanova: I've got to stay here. If I go with you they'll be looking for both of us. It's too dangerous!
- Giovanni Bruni: What if you never left?
- Casanova: I've never sought glory as a lover.
- Sister Beatrice: What then, senor Casanova, do you seek?
- Casanova: A moment that lasts a lifetime.
- Pucci: Witchcraft!
- Pucci's servant: Actually, sir, it's because hot air rises, counteracting the gravitational forces of... witchcraft.
- masked woman: Have you seen my husband?
- masked man: I am your husband.
- Victoria: Bishop Pucci
- Pucci: How can I help you my dear?
- Victoria: I was a virgin. My virginity was my most cherished possession. My gift from God. My gift was taken from me.
- Pucci: Tragic and most damnable. What was the name of this vile seducer?
- Victoria: Giacomo Casanova. When Casanova came to my room and... robbed me... I fought for my honour
- Pucci: Are you saying that you would be willing to give me the testimony that I need to hang him?
- Victoria: Yes. But I would be worried about my reputation.
- Pucci: Of course. But I think we could say if everything went according to plan we could return your reputation *and* your virginity to you.
- Victoria: You could do that?
- Pucci: Oh, yes. We are the Catholic Church. We can do anything.
- Lord Papprizzio: I hope she doesn't think I'm, uhmm, I don't know, what's the word? What's the expression I'm looking for?
- Lupo: Rotund?
- Lord Papprizzio: Excuse me, what did you say?
- Andrea: [after seeing Francesca with Casanova] Such bad news for you, Signor Paprizzio.
- Lord Papprizzio: [silence]
- Lord Papprizzio: O! Calamaity. She's thrown me over.
- Andrea: Disgraceful.
- Lord Papprizzio: Oh, well. A scandal.
- Andrea: You're a free man now.
- Lord Papprizzio: Oh, dear. What will I do?
- Casanova: I, too, come here to make confession.
- Francesca Bruni: What have you to confess?
- Casanova: Well, let's see. Jealousy. Pride. Covetousness. Despair. And you?
- Francesca Bruni: I came to prepare my soul for marriage.
- Giovanni Bruni: You have sullied my glove! I mean, uh, my love. My love.
- Casanova: I'm sorry. What did he just called us?
- Lupo: We didn't sully it. It just came out of nowhere.
- Andrea: [refering to Francesca] There's a man who's after her.
- Lord Papprizzio: Oh really, does she like him?