- Chucky: Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that bitch 20 years ago and she still won't shut up!
- Chucky: [breaks down a door Shining style and pokes his head in] You know, I can't think of a thing to say. Fuck it!
- [continues to break the door down]
- Chucky: Everybody, JUST SHUT UP! I have had it! That's it! There's a limit to how much I can take!
- Tiffany: What are you talking about?
- Chucky: Look around you, Tiff! This is nuts! And I have a very high tolerence for nuts. If this is what it takes to be human, I'd rather take my chances as a supernaturally possessed doll; it's less complicated.
- Chucky: You can't be serious.
- Chucky: As a heart attack! Think about it, what's so great about being human anyway? You get sick, you get old, you can't get it up anymore. I'm not looking forward to that!
- Tiffany: Hun, I want to be Jennifer Tilly. I want to be a star.
- Chucky: And I don't wanna be your chauffeur! As a doll, I'm fucking infamous! I'm one of the most notorious slashers in history! And I don't wanna give that up. I am Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it!
- Tiffany: [Tiffany and Glen look shocked]
- Chucky: I have everything I want! A beautiful wife! A... multi-talented kid. This is who I am, Tiff! This is me!
- Tiffany: Chucky... I don't know what the fuck you're talking about? I don't know who you are anymore? But... it's not enough for me. I want more.
- Chucky: What are you saying?
- Tiffany: It's over.
- Chucky: [Chucky looks horrified; Tiffany turns to Glen]
- Tiffany: We gotta get out of here, sweetface.
- Tiffany: [Tiffany looks back at Chucky]
- Tiffany: I'm leaving you, Chucky, and I'm taking the kid.
- Chucky: [Chucky looks extremely pissed off]
- Chucky: NOBODY leaves ME... NOBODY!
- Interviewer: [wrapping up a news segment on the new film "Chucky Goes Psycho"] Thanks for the interview, Chucky.
- Chucky: Fuck you very much.
- Tiffany: Hi, my name is Tiffany Ray. Um, you don't know me but, a few years ago I killed your husband, and I am SO sorry.
- Chucky: Tiff?
- [taps her on back]
- Chucky: [GLENDA turns around revealing that he/she is wearing makeup, GLENDA laughs manically]
- Chucky: Gah! Glen...?
- Glen: [singsong voice] Guess again, daddy...
- Chucky: Glenda?
- Glen: That's my name, don't you wear it out.
- [examines nails]
- Glen: Oh... shit.
- Tiffany: [drops glass on floor, shattering it] What did I miss?
- Glen: Oh, nothing much... I just *fired* Joan.
- [laughs maniacally]
- Chucky: Looks like you won after all, Tiff. Congratulations.
- Glen: Oh, you *both* win. I'm a real... ladykiller, if you catch my drift. I'm a bonafide bonus baby!
- [laughs maniacally]
- Tiffany: Jesus Christ, Chucky. What did you do to him?
- Chucky: What did I do? Atleast I spend time with the kid.
- Tiffany: [talking to Glenda] Glen? Wake up.
- Glen: Stop it, mommy. You'll wrinkle my dress. Oh, and how do you like it? I made it meself. Like mother, like daughter right?
- [laughs maniacally]
- Glen: Like mother, like daughter! Get it? Mother and daughter, mother and daughter!
- [laughs]
- Tiffany: I said wake up! Right now!
- [slaps Glenda]
- Glen: [wakes up] Mom? Dad?
- [turns to mirror, gasps]
- Glen: What am I?
- [cries]
- Chucky: Wait a minute! I'm not gonna let you poison our son's mind with your touchy-feely 12 steps bullshit. If you two don't wanna kill anymore, that's your loss. But don't look down your noses at me. I'm not ashamed to be a killer; I'm proud of it! It's not an addiction; it is a choice! And it's not something that you should have to hide in the closet!
- [opens the closet door and finds Redman's eviscerated body inside]
- Chucky: Well, well, well... looks like Miss. High And Mighty ain't so perfect afterall!
- [sobbing]
- Tiffany: It was a slip! Rome wasn't built in one day, you know?
- [stops sobbing]
- Tiffany: Besides, the fucker had it coming.
- Tiffany: I want a girl!
- Chucky: I want a boy!
- Glen: You're tearing me apart! What about what I want?
- Chucky: ...what?
- Tiffany: What?
- Glen: Doesn't what I want mean anything at all?
- Tiffany: Oh.
- Chucky: OK. Interesting. Tell us.
- Tiffany: What do you want, sweetface?
- Glen: I think... I want to be a boy.
- Chucky: YESSS! IN YOUR FACE, LADY!
- Glen: But... being a girl would be nice, too.
- Tiffany: Hmph.
- Chucky: Whoa... which is it?
- Glen: I'm not sure. Sometimes I feel like a boy. Sometimes I feel like a girl. Gasp! Can I be both?
- Tiffany: Well, some people...
- Chucky: EH-EH! NO WAY!
- Tiffany: [as Jennifer gets ready to have a baby] Push, Miss Tilly, push!
- Jennifer Tilly: [shouts in pain] I AM PUSHING, YOU LITTLE STAR-FUCKER!
- Tiffany: [to Stan] Pay no attention to Little Miss Potty Mouth. She's hormonal.
- Chucky: If this is what it takes to be human, then I'd rather take my chances as a supernaturally-possessed doll! It's much less complicated! Think about it! What's so great about being human? You get sick! You get old! As a doll, I'm infamous! I am Chucky! The killer doll!
- Jennifer Tilly: You know, I should have played "Erin Brockovich"; I could have done without the wonderbra.
- Pete Peters: [in glee over the mayhem he sees the dolls causing while he spies on Jennifer] Oh, God bless the little people!
- Tiffany: Killing is an addiction like any other drug. But we're parents now. We have to set an example.
- [knocks Redman out]
- Tiffany: Pig.
- [turns to Jennifer Tilly]
- Tiffany: And you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Where's your self-respect? You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? She said, "You can always smell it on girls who sell it."
- [holds up a pen and a sheet of paper]
- Tiffany: Oh, by the way, Miss Tilly, can I have your autograph? I'm a big fan.
- Glen: Everything's always about what YOU two want! What about what I want?
- Chucky: Um... that's new.
- Tiffany: Ok, sweetie? What do YOU want to be?
- Glen: Well... I think... I want to be a boy.
- Chucky: [to Tiffany] Ha! In your face!
- Glen: But... being a girl would be nice too. Sometime I feel like a boy... and sometimes I feel like a girl... Hey! Can't I be both?
- [after running off a Britney look alike off the road]
- Chucky: Oops! I did it again.
- [laughs maniacally]
- Jennifer Tilly: [chucky jumps off a box and makes a thud noise] Did you hear that?
- Joan: Maybe you should forget the director and fuck the exterminator.
- Chucky: [to Jennifer, holds a cup of his own sperm] What am I supposed to do with this?
- [Jennifer screams in horror and runs off]