- Johnny Cage: In all my movies the bad guys sneak up behind me. You think these guys would try something new, huh?
- Liu Kang: Maybe if we ignore them, they'll go away.
- Johnny Cage: Then again, maybe not.
- Shang Tsung: Can I be of assistance Lieutenant Blade?
- Sonya Blade: Are you the captain of this tub?
- Shang Tsung: I am Shang Tsung. The tournament master, and the Emperor's emissary.
- Sonya Blade: Yeah, well I don't care abut your Emperor, and I'm not interested in your tournament. I've got a job to do!
- Johnny Cage: I think I'm gonna hurl
- Liu Kang: Sea-sick huh?
- Johnny Cage: What gave it away? Was it my green skin tan and my delightful odour?