- Trevor Reznik: Stevie, I haven't slept in a year.
- Stevie: Jesus Christ!
- Trevor Reznik: I tried him too.
- Stevie: Are you okay?
- Trevor Reznik: Don't I look okay?
- Stevie: If you were any thinner, you wouldn't exist.
- Marie: Trevor, is someone chasing you?
- Trevor Reznik: Not yet. But they will when they find out who I am.
- Trevor Reznik: I wish there was some way I could repay you.
- Miller: Well, for starters you could give me your left arm.
- Ivan: Oh, no. You look like you seen a ghost.
- Trevor Reznik: Funny you should say that. The guys at work don't think you exist.
- Ivan: That's why I can't get a raise.
- Trevor Reznik: You know so little about me. What if I turn into a werewolf or something?
- Stevie: I'll buy you a flea collar.
- Trevor Reznik: I'm not in that photo!
- Stevie: Trevor, I'm looking at a picture of you, standing next to a fat guy with glasses holding a fish.
- Stevie: Trevor, I'm worried about you.
- Trevor Reznik: Don't worry. No one ever died of insomnia.
- Stevie: [giggles] I hope not. You're my best client. Can't afford to lose you.
- Trevor Reznik: Gee, thanks.
- Trevor Reznik: You know I'm not at National any more?
- Miller: Yeah, I heard about it. Sounds like you almost lost an arm yourself.
- Trevor Reznik: Don't you find that a bit ironic, Miller?
- Miller: Ironic? I'm sorry, kid, I never got out of the sixth grade.
- Trevor Reznik: [after realizing his fault] I know who you are... I know who you are... I know who you are... I know who you are.
- DMV Clerk: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't provide motorist information to the general public.
- Trevor Reznik: I'm not just a member of the general public. This guy's a friend of mine.
- DMV Clerk: But you don't know your friend's address?
- Trevor Reznik: We just met. I don't know him that well.
- DMV Clerk: Sir, this is the DMV, not a dating service.
- Ivan: Looks like rain. Radio says there's a storm comin' in.
- Trevor Reznik: Guess they're right.
- Ivan: If you ask me, it's already here.
- Ivan: You shooting coke or something? You look like a dope fiend to me. No offense.
- Trevor Reznik: I don't use drugs. Normally, I don't even drink.
- Ivan: How about abnormally?
- Mrs. Shrike: There is a leak in my ceiling. It's coming from your apartment.
- Trevor Reznik: That's impossible.
- Mrs. Shrike: I was gonna leave a note.
- Trevor Reznik: A note? What kind of note?
- Mrs. Shrike: About the leak.
- 'Route 666' Loudspeaker: You're going straight to Hell on Route 666!
- Trevor Reznik: How do you do it? Sleep so little, and still look so good.
- Marie: Are you flirting with me?
- Trevor Reznik: Commiserating.