- Greg Giraldo: Chevy is living proof that you could actually snort the funniness right out of yourself.
- Stephen Colbert: There may come a day in your darkest hour when you are a shadow of your, albeit paper-thin self. And when that day comes, I hope that you are cheered up by something that Mr. Chase so famously said, "He's Chevy Chase and you're not." If that doesn't cheer you up, then I don't know what will.
- Al Franken: No-one laughed harder than Chevy when the town of Chevy Chase, Maryland tried to change its name to Not Funny, Maryland.
- Paul Shaffer: As an actor, she's hotter than ever. In fact, Beverly just sunk her teeth into one of the meatiest roles of her career but enough about Al Pacino's cock!
- Richard Belzer: The only time Chevy Chase has a funny bone in his body is when I fuck him in the ass.