- John Person: No, Dan, I'm waiting to deliver a mysterious suitcase to a hooker-killing cowboy who's supposed to give me $27,000. On top of that I've got my neighbor's head in a bowling ball bag under my sink.
- John Person: This is not how you treat a woman. You don't kidnap a woman. You don't tie her to a chair. You don't put a gag in a woman's mouth!
- John Person: Why me?
- Cowboy: I help people move on, John; help them to escape their mundane ordinary lives. If you want to keep living this life of quiet desperation, that's up to you.
- [last lines]
- John Person: You look different tonight.
- Grace: It's the tenth frame, you get one more chance. Make it count. Then we start a new game.
- [first lines]
- Grace: [answers the door in her robe]
- John Person: Hi. Oh, Grace, I'm sorry. I thought I heard you moving around in there. Um, listen, I can't decide.
- Grace: Did you hear - about the callback?
- John Person: No, not yet. I've got some new head shots.
- Grace: What happened to your furniture?
- John Person: I had to sell it all.
- Grace: Even Your bed?
- John Person: Yeah. I'm not gonna need it.