- Mike: I hate germs, and... diseases.
- Terry: What about bugs?
- Mike: Pretty much hate them too.
- Terry: You know you sleep with bugs?
- Mike: What?
- Terry: You - sleep - with - bugs.
- Mike: No, I, I-I-I don't, actually.
- Terry: Yeah, you do. Everyone does. Dust mites. They're in your carpets, in your bed. They look like little lobsters. You know, in fact, they're distant relatives.
- Mike: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
- Terry: I, I just don't get out much.
- [to her cat as she watches a violent video]
- Terry: Turn around, Bennie. I don't want you watching this.
- Alistair: Joseph Stalin said that the death of one person is a tragedy. The death of a million, a statistic.