- Rahul Chadha: I just fell from grace.
- Saroj Rai: My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able to fall. I mean, if you keep sitting on your ass, nothing's gonna happen. "Only brave warriors fall off their horses in battle. How can kneeling cowards know what a fall is?" Listen sweetheart, the main thing is, you have to fight the battle.
- [giving Alice his card]
- P.K. Dubey: It has an address for sending mail through the computer.
- Alice: Mmm. E-mail?
- P.K. Dubey: You know about it?
- Aditi Verma: I don't really know how he might think. What he expects of me.
- Ria Verma: So then call him instead of Vikram. Now please go inside before these aunties come out and start dancing on our heads.
- Hemant Rai: Whether our parents introduce us or whether we meet in a club what difference does it make?
- P.K. Dubey: The Peacocks are not dancing. It will not rain.
- Lalit Verma: The Peacocks are not dancing? It will not rain? Have you smoked Ganja?
- Hemant Rai: Mr. Verma, your daughter is such a rosebud. We'll have a wonderful family in Houston, Texas. Be friends, take our kids to Disneyland, send you a couple tickets every year. It will be lovely. But hey, wait a minute... you didn't tell me she's still screwing her ex-boyfriend while you're fixing her marriage! But that shouldn't be a such of problem. I'm from America, we should fit right in!
- Ria Verma: I don't think you're ready for marriage.
- Aditi Verma: I just want to settle down.
- Ria Verma: So what do you do? Get married to some guy selected by mummy and daddy, you've barely known him for a couple of weeks!
- Lalit Verma: Tej, you would like a cigar?
- Tej Puri: Thanks, I've given up.
- Lalit Verma: America makes everyone give up smoking.