- Dan: [reading from the pamphlet Dr. Paige handed him] Mas--mastering masturbation?
- Dr. Emily Paige: Oh, it's a wonderful guide. Techniques, fantasy games, lubricants, all in historical context. Did you know that Edison was an avid masturbator? It's where he got his best ideas.
- Dan: No, Edison stole his best ideas.
- Dr. Emily Paige: Whatever. Maybe it was Einstein.
- Jennifer Klink: All of a sudden, he is Mr Oral Sex. Up until then Roger had *very* rarely, uh, 'cunnilinged' me.
- Felix: Can you say, uh, 'cunnilinged'?
- Jennifer Klink: [laughs] Well, I don't know. What's the verb for cunnilingus?
- Felix: 'Cunniligated'?
- Jennifer Klink: [laughs amd hits him on the arm flirtatiously] stop it!
- Felix: Cunnilingual? Is that a verb?
- Jennifer Klink: [still laughing] I don't know, but I like it!