Camp Blood 2

It must be nice to be Brad Sykes. It must be nice to feel talented. It must be nice to be able to ignore the mountains of evidence that you are not, in fact, talented. It must be nice to have this poor woman Jennifer Ritchkoff in some sort of unholy headlock of blackmail that forces her to appear in your movies. Finally, it must be nice to have SO MUCH MONEY that you can afford to write/direct/produce eighteen movies without ever once making even one of them remotely good. This movie, and its prequel, "Camp Blood", get points for being laugh-out-loud funny, but aside from that, they could quite literally be shown in screen writing/filmography classes as examples of exactly what not to do.

Well, I can't say this is in any way an original movie. The plot is stolen from any and every other slasher movie. Anymore the killers sex and identity isn't original...It has been done before! The acting is just bad, bad, bad. It was filmed in one in door location, and outside in the woods. I can't say I hate this film, simply because I own it. Yeah, I know...I actually paid for this. But it is a goofy movie, that is fun to watch to kill time and lose your senses.

I have yet to see part 1, but from all the flashbacks in this film, it looks like the plot it exactly the same, or it is just the same film.

Oh, well...nothing original or different...Just silly fun.

5 out of 10

This film is great for anyone who wants to make a horror/thriller movie. Its basically the guidelines for how not to make a movie. I saw this movie when i was about 17 years old so my memory is a little rusty. I remember i was in the mood for some cheap horror movies so i picked up camp blood at my local video store, i had no idea what i was getting myself into. I get home and i fire up the movie, about ten minutes into i find myself staring into my bag of popcorn, my mind just wondered off and i was so into my popcorn, totally forgot i was even watching the movie. The movie had lost me and i was in the hands of a bag of delicious butter popcorn.

Point of my story: Stare at a bag of popcorn for 90 minutes, its about the same amount of entertainment but you can eat it!

I chose this movie at the video store with my friend, who is a huge fan of horror films. I've seen plenty of flicks, especially from the horror genre, that suck - but believe me, Camp Blood 2 is just bad, bad, bad.

It must have the lowest budget in cinema history. The filming is pathetically amateurish, with only one camera used by an obviously inept cameraman. The plot is completely unoriginal, totally cliched and fails entirely to engage the audience. The characters are flat, one-dimensional and uninteresting, and the acting is atrocious. Not to mention the script, which, to top it all off, is absolutely diabolical.

You may think I'm going overboard here, but honestly, I'm not. Camp Blood 2 really is this terrible. It is so awful in the extreme that I actually felt mad at whoever made it, because it is criminal to waste even the lowest of budgets on utter garbage such as this.

Holy bajesus, what a shambles of a movie. However if you're reading these comments you've probably already seen it. Why on earth would anyone want to look up a review of a film called Camp Blood 2 with a clown on the cover before renting it? No-one.

Anyway it's all about a killer clown stalking ZZZ-list actors who are... Yawn... Blah... Blah.

The friend who chose this film to watch on a boring Sunday night was promptly stoned to death after viewing.

However I did cry myself laughing at one moment, and the scene probably sums up most of these movies. A character is set on fire and has two choices - A) Dive into the water only 2 feet away, or B) Run into a tent and blow up. Seriously, that's what happens.

I didn't know tents came with free land mines!